You wake up in his basement tied to a chair. Many Jerma references are made in this book. As well as imagery. Stunning.
also i haven't written anything on this acc in like almost 2 years.
im bored. read it. idk.
You wake up in an empty room, the walls are cemented and the lights are shining bright above your head. You look around and notice that you are tied to a chair. "oh no, i'm tied to a chair." you said. Suddenly you heard a loud slam from upstairs and the sound of loud footsteps coming down the stairs. Unfortunately you couldn't see who it was because the stairs were behind you.
suddenly you heard a male voice behind you, "Schpee Schpee Schpee..." He just kept repeating the same words over and over. Suddenly the sounds came from above you. "...Schpee Schpee Schpee..." The voice continued. You looked up to see a man staring down at you from the ceiling, foaming at the mouth his eyes were wide. He looked like this as he stared at you from the ceiling:
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His hair even looked like y = sqrt(6.2 - [x^2.14]/1.5) - 0.5 {y>0} {x>0}
"Schpee... Schpee"
After a little bit of just staring at you and repeating the same phrase, he backflipped off the wall and landed in front of you perfectly in this position:
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He then spoke. "Hey there... y/n... watcha doin out here on this... fine, fine evening?" He said in an awkward tone. He then turned around suddenly to face away from you and scolded the air. "Grrrrrr... So awkward..! Just... Be the cool guy... heh, yeah, I guess I am... A cool guy..."
For a few seconds, it was silent. The only sounds you could hear was the sound of him breathing and him regaining his cool under his breath.
"Yeah... I'm the cool guy!" He turned to face you. "Y/n... I... I... I... I'm Jerma, Jerma985." Suddenly he started walking towards you, but not normally. It was like he was half dancing, but also swinging his arms like an orangutan. Once he was closer to you he dramatically said, "Listen here, pal, I'm gonna be the nice guy here, so don't you try to play any tricks on me!! I know the ways of the junjle- junjle." He attempted correcting himself but failed. He continued, "I'm so cool and hip, you'll never meet someone cooler and.. hipper.. than me! So don't underestimate me..."
He got on the ground on all fours and crawled away and then sat against the wall facing you. He muttered nonsense under his breath. Suddenly he burst out into laughter. "BHGAGAGHAGGHAHGAHGAHGBAUHEBHBHSBAGAAHHAHAIHAAAAHAHA" he kept going "JKFHFKJ AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA HSJKSDKAHDKJHDAAAAAA AJKFHJAHJCHJHZZZAAAAAAAAOKJAOAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA" he just kept on going. And the rowers kept on rowing.
