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Brooklyn 99

**Scene: Break room at the 99th precinct.**

**Rosa:** (entering, holding a tray of cupcakes) Alright, who left these cupcakes unattended?

**Gina:** (popping up from behind the table) Oh, those are mine. I left them for the squad as a gesture of goodwill.

**Terry:** (excitedly) Cupcakes! I call dibs on the chocolate one!

**Jake:** No way, Terry! I saw it first!

**Amy:** Guys, let's not fight over cupcakes.

**Hitchcock:** (entering, grabbing a cupcake) Too late! Cupcake acquired.

**Scully:** (following Hitchcock) And another one for me!

**Rosa:** You snooze, you lose, Santiago. Cupcakes are disappearing faster than perps in a foot chase.

**Amy:** (sighing) Gina, maybe next time put a "Do Not Touch" sign or something.

**Gina:** (nonchalantly) Oh, I did. But it seems the sign was also open to interpretation.

**Captain Holt:** (entering, picking up a cupcake) Delicious. Now, whose cupcakes are these?

**Gina:** (sheepishly) Mine, sir. I left them for everyone.

**Captain Holt:** (nodding) Excellent initiative, Gina. However, next time, a clearer sign might prevent the cupcake chaos.

**Jake:** Captain, I promise to solve this cupcake caper! The Nine-Nine will not rest until justice is served... or until the cupcakes are all gone.

**Captain Holt:** (smirking) Carry on, Detective Peralta.

**Terry:** (munching a cupcake) These are amazing, Gina! Thanks for sharing.

**Gina:** (smiling) No problem, Sarge. Just trying to spread a little sweetness in the precinct.

**Amy:** (eyeing the last cupcake) Is anyone going to grab that one?

**Rosa:** (snatching it) Mine.

**Amy:** (laughing) Well, that settles that. Cupcake crisis averted, I guess.

**Captain Holt:** (as he leaves) Remember, detectives, teamwork is as essential in cupcake distribution as it is in solving crimes.

**Gina:** (grinning) Nine-Nine!