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Brooklyn 99

**Scene: The break room at the 99th precinct.**

**Rosa:** Santiago, why are you microwaving a burrito at 9 am?

**Amy:** (excitedly) It's my new productivity hack! Breakfast burrito equals peak efficiency. I read it in a self-help book.

**Jake:** (entering) Well, well, well, what do we have here? Amy Santiago, breakfast rebel.

**Amy:** It's scientifically proven! Balanced nutrition boosts cognitive function.

**Jake:** (sarcastically) Ah, yes, because nothing says balanced like a burrito at dawn.

**Gina:** (suddenly appearing) Did someone say "burrito at dawn"? I'm in.

**Rosa:** Gina, you just had a donut the size of your face.

**Gina:** (deadpan) I have two stomachs. One for regular food, one for snacks. It's called evolution.

**Amy:** (holding up burrito) Anyone else wants to join the breakfast revolution?

**Terry:** (entering with yogurt) Breakfast burrito, you say? I'm in.

**Captain Holt:** (appearing) What's all this commotion?

**Jake:** Captain, Amy's trying to turn the precinct into a burrito sanctuary.

**Captain Holt:** (raising an eyebrow) Santiago, I hope this doesn't interfere with your case-solving abilities.

**Amy:** (determined) Captain, I assure you, this will only enhance my cognitive prowess.

**Captain Holt:** (sighs) Very well. Carry on, but keep it orderly.

**Gina:** (munching on a burrito) Orderly chaos, Captain. It's the only way we roll.

**Amy:** (smiling) The breakfast revolution begins!

**Jake:** (whispering to Rosa) I give it a week before Captain Holt bans burritos from the precinct.

**Rosa:** (nodding) Smart money's on the Captain.