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Brooklyn 99

**Scene: The interrogation room at the 99th precinct.**

**Jake:** Alright, Doug, spill the beans. We know you stole the missing office supplies. Where are they?

**Doug:** I ain't sayin' nothin', man. You got nothin' on me!

**Rosa:** (leaning in) Oh, we've got plenty on you, Doug. Like the fact that your printer is churning out copies of your secret love poems to the office shredder.

**Doug:** (sweating) Okay, okay! I'll talk, but I want immunity.

**Jake:** (excitedly) Immunity! Boyle, we've hit the jackpot!

**Boyle:** (overly dramatic) Time to sing, Doug! The Boyle express train to confession town is leaving the station.

**Captain Holt:** (entering the room) What's going on here?

**Jake:** Captain, Doug here is about to crack. He's ready to spill the beans on the missing supplies.

**Captain Holt:** Excellent work, detectives. But remember, no coercion.

**Doug:** (nervously) Okay, I'll talk! I hid the office supplies in... in... the ceiling tiles of the break room!

**Jake:** (excitedly) The break room ceiling tiles! Genius hiding spot, Doug.

**Captain Holt:** (raising an eyebrow) Doug, that's a terrible hiding place. The ceiling tiles are transparent.

**Doug:** (defeated) Oh, right.

**Rosa:** (deadpan) Nice try, Doug. You might want to work on your secret stash locations.

**Doug:** Can I still get immunity?

**Captain Holt:** No immunity for transparent hiding spots. Back to the drawing board, Doug.

**Jake:** (whispering to Boyle) Looks like we'll have to find those supplies ourselves. Operation Ceiling Caper, Boyle, let's do this!

**Boyle:** (saluting) On it, Jake! Ceiling tiles beware, the detectives are coming!