some Bowuigi one shots

wedding: best place to pick up a man

Bowser couldn't tell you why he was here, or why he even agreed to come in the first place, mario and peaches wedding, why they invited him, he couldn't tell you, yet he told da- kemnek that he would behave, so he sat through the beautiful vows, and peach in her dress.. ugh, he even sat through Daisy's speech on love and commitment, and ''protecting each other.'' God, how badly he wanted to leave right then, the best man speech was, skipped, they couldn't get the scaredy cat brother.. luigi-? Up there.

The dinner was tiny! And the music sucked! The koopa king just sat by the snack table and nibbled on that. He just wished he had stayed home with his kids, reading them - well, they no longer wanted a bedtime story, Bowser Jr. is too old for that no-

Munch crunch sounds of someone eating idk

"Huh?"

Bowser turned his head to see the best man standing, stuffing his face with the mushroom crackers. The smaller man looked up and covered his mouth, swallowing his food.

"S-sorry- b-b-b-b-"
"Oh duck, it's fine!"

He knew sooner or later someone would recognise him, he smaller man in green shook his head.

"I-im sorry I forgot they invited you.."
"Your apology - it's fine, okay? I just would rather"

"Be at home -"

They looked at each other a moment of relief flooded Bowser.

"Hah- yeah, I would too.. it's sorta awkward ever since I told mario.."
"Told him what?"

Even with the kingdoms in a sort of peace, Bowser was still kept out of all the news. He didn't really care for it but, It would be nice to know some gossip.

"O-oh you- don't know.. uh-- I'm bi"
"Ah.."

Bowser nodded his head. It was just his thoughts where cut off again by the smaller man.

"I probably shouldn't be going around telling people that - I don't know how you feel and"

Luigi started rambling, and after a few seconds, it started to annoy Bowser. He knew one way to get him to shut up.

"Most koopas are Pansexual for your information."
"I-w-.. oh.."

That shut most people up. The koopa man himself never really had a preference for men or women, koopas never really had ideas like that, just it was always, you love who you love and that's it, no one had the right to question that.. unless they believed your partner was hurting you..

"So it's just whoever you like, you Like?"
"Whoever you love, you love yeah.. and marriage is a big thing to koopas.. so you probably will be out of a job now, "
"A-ah.. that's a good thing.."

The koopa was slowly getting more and more annoyed by the other party guest staring at him.

"There's a balcony, right?"
"U-uh yeah -"
"Can you show it to me?"
"S-sure-"

The koopa king followed the smaller man in green. He was the least annoying and narcissistic person at this.. wedding.

The view from the balcony was.. nice, to say the least. It wasn't the worst, but.. the koopa found his eyes wondering to luigi.. maybe he should have held off the wine.. he wasn't ugly.. he didn't mind the younger mario brother. He remembers Boo going on and on about him.. nervous, scared.. sweet.. damn- Bowser.. you move too fast..

"I always prefer the night.. it's so peaceful.."
"I like it better in my kingdom."
"Really..?"
"The lava makes the stars shine more bright.."

Really!? The lava line!? Jeez Bowser..

"It sounds lovely"

Bowser suddenly had a feeling like.. well..

"Why are you talking to me?"
"Hm..?"
"We have fought so many times I just -"
"You're natural. You don't care what others think.. everyone in there is.. no insult to them, but to an extent their.."
"Fake.. liars.. backstabbing asholes?"
".. heh.. yeah.."
"Well then.. it seems we agree on something.."
"Hm.."

Bowser paused.. this..wedding wasn't that bad of an idea.. maybe..

"Would you like to go out sometime?"
"H-huh-?"
"O-oh well, I just thought - it would be fun to talk shit about the snotty rich asholes in there,"
"I'd love to.. but are you saying ashholes? Instead of assholes?"
"Force of habit - kids and all... wait- y-yeah?"
"Yeah! Why not.."

Bowsers heart fluttered, this - he was gonna be fun..