CHAPTER 12. Really Convoluted Metaphorical Horseshit

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A/N: Self-insert with my husband, Bro Strider :) Cute lil panel edits here, so I'm super excited :33

In the bowels of a different ship, at a moment in time that is not pinpointable in either direction from the previous interaction, another Bro raps quietly to himself

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In the bowels of a different ship, at a moment in time that is not pinpointable in either direction from the previous interaction, another Bro raps quietly to himself.


BRO: i dunno who the flower is in this case

BRO: shit what if im the flower

ANGEL: so,

ANGEL: bro.

BRO: no hold up that makes no fuckin sense i gotta rewind back to the beginning

ANGEL: are you just going to keep mumbling to yourself, or can—

BRO: oh shit sorry what

BRO: i was just thinking through some really convoluted metaphorical horseshit

ANGEL: it was very evident.

BRO: my b girl

BRO: what were you saying

ANGEL: i was suggesting we go somewhere else on the ship while we wait for the laundry.

ANGEL: seeing as the washer is really making my ears hurt with its consistent whirring.

ANGEL: but yet all that has happened since you started the load was use this said whirring sound as a beat to rap about flowers...

ANGEL: you'll either have to speak up or let me the fuck out of here.

ANGEL: you'll either have to speak up or let me the fuck out of here

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BRO: ok fine ill do the first one

ANGEL: yay. flowers.

BRO: so uh

BRO: kanaya was telling me this kids story the other day about this dude who didnt cherish a flower enough until it peaced out to do flower stuff idk its not pertinent to the story

BRO: except the flower was a person

BRO: because it was a metaphor

ANGEL: mhm, like you said...

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