dekubaku: one-shots 🤭💋

"you're a terrible fake sleeper"

you'll love this 🤭
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Katsuki pov*

We went for a quick night out with a few of Izuku's friends, and now I regret going out with him. They talked the entire time, and I didn't even exist. Anyway, it's almost one in the morning and we're on the way home, ugh.

I feel my vision double as arctic monkeys play on bluetooth, Izuku didn't mind tho, he kept driving, i lean on his shoulder and doze off.

When I open my eyes again, we've almost reached home, and I don't wanna walk, I just pretend to sleep, keeping my eyes shut. Izuku just continues humming to "Wanna be yours" then he parks the car, i hear him leaving the car and coming over to my side,
"Love?" He says softly, but still, I'm not getting up, still pretending to sleep he speaks up again,

"darling? oh, you're asleep, alright."

He opens my seatbelt and lifts me up, (bridal style if you're concerned 🧍🏻‍♀️) he softly ruffles my hair and gets into the living room, where he walks towards the couches and lays me down, why though? He should keep me in our room.

He then starts speaking on the phone,

"Hey man, yeah I'm back, just got back, yeah suki's asleep why?.. oh about that, yeah I'll say he does have a spending problem..yeah i mean he's spent about 15 grand on a bag! That's what, like my credit card bills have never been higher...okay okay, uh I'll see you tomorrow, yeah, alright. Bye"

Hearing his words, I feel like I've never felt this much rage before, he's saying that I have a spending problem? He said he likes me treating myself! I'll deal with that tomorrow.
Then I slowly fall asleep again, hearing footsteps coming towards me, Izuku lifts me up once again, leading us to our room.

next day (cs I'm lazy 💋💋)

I wake up because someone woke me up, asshole. Oh. It's Izuku, I take it back.

"Rise and shine sweetheart, how was your sleep?"
"fine? When did you wake up anyway isn't it like six in the mor-"
"It's nine darling, your breakfast's ready, or do you wanna go out and eat?"
"No I'm good, oh yeah," Katsuki hurriedly said, as he remembered Izuku's previous phone call he had the other day, "I need to return you something" he muttered l, reaching out to his wallet and taking out a black card, "just- here." He shoves the card into Izuku's hand

Izuku chuckles as he says,
"First of all darling, I love you spending my money, I'm a billionaire for a reason, and second you're a terrible fake sleeper."

oops.
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two chapters in a day, yay.