It was a regular day in City Town(Yes i know it's uncreative but this book isn't made to be taken seriously!), Dabank was very suspicious of this day since there's rarely a day without something dumb happening.
"Huh, this day is oddly normal even with you around"
"What do you mean by that Dabank?"
"Usually something stupid happens every day, but this time it seems normal"
"Well i am bor-"
"NO! PLEASE LET THIS BE A NORMAL DAY!"
"Let's go go-karting!!!!"
"... fine"
Robbin and Dabank head to the bluecow circuit to race in go-karts, Dabank had a bad feeling because the circuit was near a cliff.
"I have a bad feeling this won't end well"
"You worry too much Dabank, we got it all under control!"
"Sure bud"
While driving they spot a giant ball of yarn.
"That's a giant ball of yarn... since when did it came here Robbin?"
"Why you asking me"
"Because next to the giant ball of yarn is Macdonels, you go there every day! well maybe that's why we lost the money we got from the pokemon cards we sold"
"No, i spent it on bobux"
"WHAT?!?! WHY WOULD YO- oh look we are here"
They managed to reach their destination(Bluecow circuit) without getting hurt.
"Wow we made it without getting hurt!"
"OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH B-"
Robbin trips on Dabank's foot
"OUCH!!!!!!!!! ROBBIN!!!!!!"
*muffled noises since Robbin's face is on the ground*
"Bruh"
Dabank picks Robbin up from the ground.
"Well what are we waiting for Robbin, FIRST ONE THERE GETS P1 IN QUALIFYING"
"WHAT NO FAIR!"
Well of course Dabank made it their first since he knew how to run normally, Robbin was sad.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"First!.. isn't that what those annoying people say in comments even if they aren't first?"
"Let's just race lol"
Then suddenly a girl appeared out of thin air.
"Hey! can i join you guys?"
"AAAAAAAAHHH- oh it's just a girl, hello I'm Robbin"
"Hi robbin! I'm uhhh, RUBY!"
"Robbin talking to a girl? can this day get any weirder"
"And who are you?"
"I'm dabank, don't ask why this is my name because i don't know either"
"Oh, hi Dabank"
"Why would you wanna race with me and my mentally challenged friend"
A comedically large ice cream cone lands on Dabank's head.
"WHAT THE HECK! ... actually this taste go- ok back to the topic"
"Well i don't have anyone else"
"Huh? you don't have friends?"
YOU ARE READING
THE ADVENTURES OF ROBBIN AND DABANK(TAORAD)
HumorThis story is about two friends, Robbin and dabank, Join their journey of accomplishing nothing! And have some laughs along the way! this is made up of short stories, it would probably won't end anytime soon!
