After a week in prison they realize no harm was actually done and they didn't steal anything important and that Dabank said "nuh uh" to every question, They let dabank go, While dabank was walking down he noticed something sticking out of a garbage disposal, It was no other than Robbin, He spent a week inside of a garbage disposal because the garbage collectors forgot about that one particular trash can.
"What are you doing here Robbin? AND WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"
"Hello dabank"
"Oh wait your in a trash can, Of course you smell bad, Well, You always do"
"How rude of y-, IS THAT OUR CAR?"
"What? What do you me-"
They both noticed their car was getting towed, So Dabank and Robbin ran as fast as they can to their car since the both of them are too lazy to walk(except for Dabank, But he was bored).
"FASTER DABANK!"
"HOW CAN I RUN FAST IF YOUR ON MY BACK!"
"By running faster,"
"Are you normally this mentally ill? DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW WEIGHT WORKS?"
"I don't know what "weight" is so I'm gonna ignore it"
"bruh"
Turns out robbin was so lazy that Dabank had to give him a piggyback ride, Luckily they made it in time, Dabank's back was sore because of Robbin but they were happy that they had their car back.
"Yippee!!!!!"
"You happy now robbin?"
"Let's go home, oh wait we have no food and money"
"I'm selling your pokemon cards"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
They drove back home and Dabank did sell Robbin's pokemon cards, turns out there was a PSA 10 Charizard, Dabank sold it for 50k(What a steal!).
"I'm so hungr- IS THAT PICKLES?"
"Wait you like eating pickles? Since when?"
"I saw a youTube short, In the short, The guy got a rare cheese flavored pickles!!!!"
"There is no such thing as cheese flavored pic-"
"YES THERE IS!"
"Well fine, But if there isn't, You owe me 10 bucks,"
"BET"
Robbin walked towards the jar of pickles, He.... He dropped it whist trying to pick it up.....
"OOP"
Surprisingly, The jar didn't break. However it did fall on Robbin's foot.
"*GOOFY AHH TOM AND JERRY SCREAM*OUCH!"
"Robbin.... HOW DID THE JAR LAND ON YOUR FOOT EVEN THOUGH THE TABLE IS PROTECTING IT?!?!?"
"It bounced!"
"You do know that glass isn't bouncy... I'm still confused but moving on, We need to find out if that jar of pickles is cheese flavored"
Robbin picks up the jar of pickles and tries to open it, It didn't open even if he tried hard enough.
"BRUH, WHY WON'T IT OPEN!"
"Ha! Weak!"
"SHUT UP DABANK I CAN DO THIS"
It still didn't work.
"That's it! I have to use my special ability!......... OPEN SESAME!"
It still didn't open... For your information, Robbin said "Open sesame" 3 times before giving up.
"Well i done all i can do"
"Are you serious right now bro? Here let me tr-"
"NO WAIT I HAVE ONE LAST ABILITY"
"And that is?"
"Dabank, You forgot we have TECHNOLOGY!"
Robbin proceeds to hit the jar with a computer, Unfortunately the computer broke in pieces.
"Well there goes our only electronic that's connected to the internet, We need to get a new one though"
"BRUH IT NO WORK! LID STUCK! THE LID'S STUCK!"
"Just let me open it!"
"Fine!"
Dabank realized Robbin's mistake, Dabank remembers the saying"righty tighty lefty loosey" and saw that Robbin was trying to open the jar clockwise even though it's supposed to be counter clockwise
"See, That was do EASY!"
"MAGIC? YOUR A WITCH DABANK!"
"No"
"Well can i have my cheese flavored pickles"
Robbin eats the pickles.... and it was actually cheese flavored.
"What..? I feel like a child is writing this story!"
No fourth wall breaks, Besides your in a wattpad story, You don't have a fourth wall to break.
"I guess your right, Keep continuing the story"
Dabank was shocked at Robbin being correct for once.
"I told you!"
"Fine here is your 10 dollars"
Since Robbin is dumb, He didn't noticed that Dabank gave him monopoly money.
"Hooray!!!!"
End of Jar of pickles.
YOU ARE READING
THE ADVENTURES OF ROBBIN AND DABANK(TAORAD)
فكاهةThis story is about two friends, Robbin and dabank, Join their journey of accomplishing nothing! And have some laughs along the way! this is made up of short stories, it would probably won't end anytime soon!
