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Killer Queen's Dream

~Card Game~

*in hell*

Khash: so...
*she thinks for a moment*
Got any fives?

Brit:
*he shakes his head*
Nah. Go fish.

Khash: oh. such a shame...
*she draws a card*

~Killer Queen Joins the Game~

KQ:
*enters hell*
Commander?
*she spots Khashoggi*
What is the meaning of this? Why on the iplanet are you conversing with a bohemian!?

Khash: so glad you could join us madam.
*she says coldly*

Brit: wait.
*he pauses a moment*
If you're here that means...
*a big smile grows on his face before he begins to cheer*
The bohemians won!

~the talk~

Khash: so, madam. I must ask. How did it feel to die?
*she sneers at her*

KQ: commander...

Khash: you have no right to continue to use that name for me.
*she pulls out her trusty lazer gun*

KQ: commander we can talk this out!
*she tries to take the gun from her*

Khash: No. you don't have anyone to hold me down now. I don't belong to you anymore. I've broken free.
*she points the lazer gun at KQ*

KQ: Commander you couldn't shoot me no matter what. You don't have the guts.
*she laughs nervously*

Khash: oh I don't do I?
*she is unfazed and unmoving*

KQ: c'mon Khashoggi! Don't do this!

Khashoggi: now look at who's begging for her life.
*she allows her pent up anger get the better of her as her arm goes to her side*
What about when I was begging for my life, huh? You killed me without so much as a second glance! In fact, in my dying moments you were laughing!

KQ: Khashoggi, I am sorry. I was just so angry an-
*she tries to reach for Khashoggi's gun*

Khash: No!
*she redirects her gun to KQ*
I'm not letting you get to me again.

~Khashoggi's reprise (I'll make a separate chapter for the lyric change but it's basically another one bites the dust)~

KQ: commander Khashoggi this is enough!
*she's looked like she's about to break*

Khash: it's "Killer" Khashoggi to you now, Ms. Queen.

KQ:
*she's on the ground now, unable to move*
Wait!

Khash: goodnight, my friend.
*she shoots KQ*
I'll miss you.

~the dream~

KQ:
*wakes up in a cold sweat*
Oh thank the iplanet it was all just a dream. I knew she'd never have the guts to shoot me.

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