Crickets are heard chirping as an owl hoots into the night before a beautiful white house with a Arch from door entrance is shown with a garden as a gas stove was turned on with a tinfoil top popcorn as the phone rings.
A blonde headed girl with makeup wearing a white long sleeve button up sweater with a big chest and black skirt was shown in front of the stove in a kitchen as she walks over to the house phone as she picks it up and answered it"hello"she says walking around the counter.
"Wanna have a little fun"a man scratchy voice was heard before a smack was heard in the background followed by an ow.
"Who is this"the blonde asked grabbing a small sliver container "tell you me your name and I'll tell you mine"the man says as the blonde Walks over back to the stove as she scoffs "I don't think so"she says as she farts.
"What's that noise"the man asked.
"Oops I farted I didn't think you would hear me"the blonde says with a sheepish smile.
"No that popping noise"the man says.
"Oh I'm making popcorn I'm getting ready to watch a video"she says with a small laugh.
"Ooh what is it"the man says as the blonde Walks over to a box set with knifes."it's just a scary movie"she says with a smile.
"Do you like scary movies"the man asked.
The blonde hummus"what's your favorite"the man then asked.
"Mm I don't know "the blonde says missing with a knife handle.
"Think"the man says.
The blonde thinks for a moment before smiling "oh I know. Um, kazaam the one where Shaq plays a genie"the blonde says.
"That's not a horror movie "the man says.
The blonde scoffs"well you haven't seen Shaq act"she says as the tin foil on the popcorn expanded as the popcorn pops inside it as the blonde walks out the kitchen"hey you have a nice voice "the man says before another smack was heard followed by an ow stop hitting me.
"Thanks "the blonde says with a smile as she walks through the dining room as she locks a door to the padio."you never did tell me your name"the man says.
"Why do you want to know my name"the blonde says walking into the TV room over to the TV.
"Cuz I want to know who I'm looking at"the male says making the blonde turn around as she sets the video tape on top of the TV "what-- what did you say"she asked.
Two killers were shown by the house on a bench one wereing a ugly white face mask in black robes while the other had a white face mask wearing a sexy with a hooded black dress with a slit as she wore fish net stockings underneath with boots the male beside her holds a Playboy magazine nodding hia head"nice breast"he says before the female smacks him in the head.
"Ow bitch stop hitting me"he says holding his hand.
"Stop complimenting dumbass bitches fool"the female says as she crossed her arms.
"Look what do you want"the blonde asked looking around scared.
"I wanna see what your insides look like"the male says.
"Well--well then turn to page 54"the blonde says making the two killers look at each other confused before the male flips to the page"hey nice"the male says looking at the Page before he was smacked again"keep up it up I might actually smack some sence in that brain of yours "the female says huffing.
The tinfoil on the popcorn gets larger"listen assholes you've had your fun now you better stop or els "the blonde says with a huff.
"Or els what"the male says.
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scary movie
FanfictionInstead of one killer there were two who killed kids left and right with ridiculous obstacles throughout the whole thing.
