The two killers were shown sitting on a couch the mail had a bag of chips and a drink while the female holds a cigarette the male then holds up a house phone as he fails a number before placing it to his ear.
Shorty was shown stoned out of his mind as he was layed back in a chair a comb in his afro while wearing a red sweater with a white t shirt underneath and pants with shoes In a house.
The phone by him rings as he picks it before answering placing the phone next to his ear "yo" he says.
"Hello shorty what are you doing" doofy/killer asked.
"Really that's what you ask"Roxy/killer says smoking a cigarette as she blows out smoke.
"Nothing sitting here watching the game smoking some bud" shorty says as he lifted his hand shown smoking a joint.
"Are you all alone" doofy/killer asked.
Just then a male jumps down the stairs holding his arms out with a smile as he wore a hat with a red t shirt and open jacket with jeans and tennis shoes" wassup" he says with a smile.
"Wassup"shorty then says it with a smile sticking his tongues out as the Killers look at the phone in confusion hearing the two before doofy/killer placed the phone back to his ear.
"Who's that" doofy/killer asked.
"Yo pick up the phone"shorty says to the other boy as he leaned against the stairs picking up another house phone.
"Wassup"he says loudly into the phone sticking his tounge out.
"Wassup"doofy/killer mimics as all three carried it out before they stop.
"Yo dookie pick up the phone"shorty hollers.
In a different room another boy was shown sitting by a computer doing work he had dirty blonde hair wearing a red t shirt with an open one and jeans with tennis as a watch was on his wrist before he picked up the house phone beside him placing it to his ear.
"Yo" he says.
"Wassup"doofy/killer says with a happy look on his face his mouth turned into a smile before all the boys say wassup together carrying it out with there tongues out as doofy/killers face was shown with a happy look his mouth in a smile as his tongue hanging out to the side with laid back eyes before soon they all ended as each one hung up the phones as shorty laughs through his.
"I'm surrounded by idiots" Roxy/killer deadpanned shaking her head as she continues to smoke her cigarette.
"So what you doing son" shorty asked.
"Nothing just chillin killin" doofy/killer says taking a sip of his drink.
Shorty nods his head "true true "says before taking another hit of the joint in his hand before lowering before they hung up.
"So why aren't you with Buffy and Cindy" doofy/killer asked.
"I texted saying I had a date with a hook up on tender dumbass bitches believed it without expecting anything" Roxy/killer says with a scoff as they were literally in the house not that far away from the two girls.
"I can't wait until when I don't have to play the dumb retarded deputy anymore"doofy/killer says before he fails a number as they wait for Cindy to answer.
"Hello" she was heard.
"Hello Cindy"the two day together with chuckles as Cindy was shown standing by doofys and Buffy's mom who wore a floral dress while Cindy wore a pink long shirt with shorts.
Cindy gasped "no!"she says hereing the two killers shaking her head.
"Guess what bitch"Roxy/killer says chuckling.
"You got the wrong guy yep it's not Bobby you got the wrong one"doofy/killer says over the phone as Cindy holds her head breathing heavily as doofys and Buffy's mom runs to doofys door just as Buffy runs over to Cindy I'm her blue pajama set with her crown still on her head.
"Doofy!"his mother says knocking on his door.
"Who is this" Cindy asked scared before doofy/killer hangs up.
"Doofy doofy!" Doofys and buffys mom knocks on his door repeatedly as he then exited his room as Buffy leads Cindy back to her room while he walks to the phone wearing a white T-shirt with blue briefs underwear and socks his hair messed up while holding a vacuum cleaner.
He then picks the phone answering it" hello hello I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!"he says before saying the last part loudly playing stupid setting the phone back on the hook before walking to his bedroom as Roxy/killer watches behind the door silently chuckling to herself.
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FanfictionInstead of one killer there were two who killed kids left and right with ridiculous obstacles throughout the whole thing.