So there are three Chinese guys that come to America and don't speak any English, so to learn English, they go into three different places and they listen to the people there. The first one goes and sees some boy scouts doing good deeds, when they accomplish the task someone asks, who did this and they say, "we did it, we did it." And so the first Chinese man repeats this over and over again. the Second one goes into a Restaurant and hears a bus boy saying "forks and knives, forks and knives." So the second guy repeats it over and over again. The third guy goes into a Pet shop and hears a girl get excited and says "goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops." So the three Chinese men meet at a crime scene where someone was murdered, and the police man comes and asks, "Does anyone know who did this?" The first Chinese man says "We did it, we did it." The policeman flabbergasted asks, "how did you do it?" The second Chinese man says "forks and knives forks and knives." So the policeman says, "okay, you are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law." The third Chinese man says "goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops."
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HumorThis is MEANT to be a comedy book if I succeed it will be well a comedy book. If I don't it will be a whole load of random bad jokes. They will be on different stuff so you might not get them all and some are meant to be bad. Sooo ENJOY!!!!
