Jack was in preschool and one day in class he was talking to his friends when the teacher asked him: " What are the first four letters of the alphabet?"
Jack didnt know so he said "I don't know"
So his teacher gave him homework to learn the first four letters of the alphabet by the next day.
When jack went home he asked his mum who was on the phone with her friend "Mummy, whats the first letter of the alphabet?"
She said "Go away, i am talking to my friend"
Jack then went to his older brother who was playing on his PS3 and said "Whats the second letter of the alphabet?"
His brother said "Shut up, im busy here"
Jack decided to ask his younger brother who was watching Batman on TV "What is the third letter of the alphabet?"
His brother replied " Nananananana BATMAN"
Finally Jack went to his younger sister (who was playing in a plastic car) and asked "Whats the fourth letter of the alphabet?"
She simply sang " Drivin in ma little pink caaar"
The next day at school jack was talking to his friend again when the teacher asked him "Jack did u learn the first four letters of the alphabet?"
Jack said " Go away I am talking to my friend")
The teacher was shocked and told him
To go to the headmasters office.
Jack went there and the headmaster asked "Jack what have you done this time?"
Jack whi was getting a chair said " Shut up im busy here"
The headmaster was taken aback and said "Who do you think you are?"
To which jack replied " Nananananana BATMAN"
"How do think you're going to get out of this?" The headmaster said.
Jack simply replied "Drivin in ma little pink caaar"
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