It's a fanfic of a fanfic. The short story merges your childhood and your world now by bringing back your favorite childhood cartoons and your fantasies in real time. You may also spot some of your friends here, keep your eyes peeled and have a grea...
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Patrick : I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the stage, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and.....and.... I can’t do it.
What?? You have to go there. Just think about what are the things he said to Elena. How horribly he broke her and Lucy's heart. *Anger flashing in patrick's eyes* Let that fuel you. Let the anger guide you my friend.
Patrick : Alright.Let's rip that shit into pieces.
*Marches towards the stage*
Patrick : *Towards the audience* GOOD FUCKING MORNING BITCHES, Except Spongebob. Let's bring this filthy creature to the light of justice.
🤡 : Waittt..aren't cartoons supposed to be fun??like not hurting innocent people but bring laughter to other??
Patrick : First, YOU are not even this close 🤏🏻 to innocence. Second, I know you are blind and deaf but people are laughing, watching you, which you should be proud of because it's the only thing you are useful at. And last, This is FUN as F is for a fire that is going to burn you , U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no chance of survival! Thanks to you now I know how to serve hell to you.
*Takes some sticks and gasoline and fires the sticks* *places 🤡 with both legs and hands tied to a stick above the fire🔥*
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*screams🗣️*
Patrick : Now this is what I call a BONFIRE.🔥 *turns to the audience* Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly. Awful smell *shivers with disgust*
*kneels beside the fire* *sees 🤡 straight in the eyes*
Patrick : You know, seeing you like this reminds me of a story. Wanna hear???
🤡: I DON'T WANNA HEAR A THING. RELEASE ME.
Patrick : Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb to think we will listen to you. I factually meant it as a rhetorical question. I'll start the story then. *stands up and claps* Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that he died seeing himself in the mirror. The end! *Claps* Do I really need to say who is the barnacle?? *smirks😏*
Patrick : You know what will make the meat soft?? Punching it hard *wears a boxing glove🥊*
*🤡 thrown in a boxing ring*
In the red corner there is Patrick and the blue corner has the 🤡.
🤡 : You have done a big mistake untieing me.
Patrick : This is our place shit. You don't stand a chance here. * jumps * *jumps* *hits in the stomach* *🤡 grunts*
🤡 tries to hit but patrick dodges it and does a uppercut .
PATRICK : Eat this 🥊
✨KNOCK OUT✨
🤡 necks extends due to the punch, goes all the way up to the ceiling. *Bang💫* His empty head eventually hits the ceiling but doesn't stop, it extends, extends and exxxxteennddss until it reach our neighbour,Venus, where his head get buried due to the force. Some aliens, well, the residents of venus soon start to surround 🤡.
One of the resident : What are you doing spreading your dirt here?? Let's teach him a lesson friends.
They start to pull him out. As soon as 🤡 head emerges out of the land. He is beaten up by our little friends and a final kick sends his head back to earth.🤡 falls to the ground. 1 points to Patrick.The crowd start to cheer patrick.
🤡 raises again and tries to hit patrick again. But patrick dodges and kicks him on his face repeatedly.
🤡 falls with a swril. 2 points to patrick.
Patrick : I WAANT MORE BLOOODDD!!!! *jump* *jump*
🤡 launches towards patrick but he moves to the side at the last moment, resulting in 🤡 falls on the rope square and bounces back to patrick. Patrick use this and gives a big punch sending him flying straight to the ceiling. 🤡 is stick to the ceiling giving the ambience of a halloween decor.
*DIIIINGGGG⏱️*
PATRICK : And the winner is Patrick Star. Suck it up dog * smirks😏*
Masha : *snaps* *🤡 who tried to run is again tied to a pillar* Yeah yeah but no breaking the stage missy. *Sees the ceiling*
Patrick : Sorry. No sorry *punches the air and jumps simultaneously few times* I'm the ring master here.
Masha : Thats why you can celebrate the ring master moments at the zoo where you escaped from. Now, let's see your scores.
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Patrick : WHAT?? THAT LOW!!!! Are you sure your machine is not broken or something.
Masha : I can assure you the programme is working absolutely fine. It seems you have reduced 30% of XP.
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Masha :Now get off the stage and let the next contestant perform.
Patrick : Fine bitch. *Give a hard punch on 🤡 face while leaving the stage* Whoever the next one is. I want him pieces or else you will end up in pieces. Kapeesh?? ______________
