It's a fanfic of a fanfic. The short story merges your childhood and your world now by bringing back your favorite childhood cartoons and your fantasies in real time. You may also spot some of your friends here, keep your eyes peeled and have a grea...
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Spongebob : Hey narrator. Move your lazy ass and play the bgm. You want us to fire you or something? Hearing the polite request, the sweet narrator plays the bgm
Are you ready, kids? Aye, aye, captain!
Patrick : HEYY BITCH!!
I can't hear you!
*Spongebob closes his ear with his finger*
Aye, aye, captain! Oooooooooohhhh...
Patrick : You stole my theme song too??
Spongebob : Shut up Bitch, This is MY theme song. It is you who stole it. I'll deal with you later bitch.
*shifts his gaze to 🤡*
Spongebob : *reaches his one hand to a ear and imitates phone* Hello, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises and I would say its best for it to be stay dead. *beep*
Patrick : Hey Spongebob! Is he your relative? You both look alike *smirks😏*
Spongebob : No but I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin...
Patrick : STOP! My brain is not braining anymore!!
Spongebob : For that you need a brain in the first place idiot. Back at you. My advise for you "Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions" and you know what your heart is ultra pro worse in directions that it is pushing you straight to Elena rather than your ponytail. So just Stay.Away.from Elena got it? * takes mobile out* Before your tortures, I wanna do something. Doraemon?? Do you mind lending your costume camera??
Doraemon : You can have it. Here *Give the camera to Spongebob*
Spongebob : Say cheese *click*
You see 🤡 wearing a diaper and a baby nipple in his mouth. Spongebob takes few pictures in it. Then changes the costume to some hawaii girl and take few pics as well
Spongebob : Hahaha.This will be enough to destroy you in tiktok😉
🤡 : DONT YOU DARE
Spongebob : And what can you do to me??? *Goes near 🤡* But I can strangle you HERE and NOW *Evil laugh*
Spongebob wraps himself around 🤡 face and strangles him. Spongebob bangs 🤡 head in the pillar *bang💥* *bang💥* *bang💥* One Two Threee...Spongebob wins!!! Spongebob releases 🤡.
Spongebob : *Raises both hands and waves* I know I am the best. *sends flying kisses😘* Anyway, I got what I need. So enjoy your half destroyed reputation before I destroy it completely.
Spongebob whistles and spins the mobile while returning to his seat. Masha gets on stage.
Masha : Lets see the scores now.
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Spongebob: WAAIIITT!! * sprints towards the stage* It just occured to me?? What if Elena is not elena but diana from the beginning.
Everyone : WHAAT???
Patrick : Shut up. You are not making any sense anymore.
Spongebob : No..YOU shutup. No one can change my mind. I won't let Caroline trick me. You will all see I am right.I'll beat her in her own game.
🤡 : Does he have a screw loose or something???
Patrick : Even a dumb shit knows your deduction is DUMB. Now get off the stage and leave some air. Oh gosh I am suffocating because of you.
Spongebob : Wooww, FYI You are slowly poisoning the air by the poison you are releasing. And for him *points 🤡* he can be a accomplice of Diana. After all he has the William's blood in his veins.
Patrick : That's it, you endless pain in my ass. * gets on stage * I'll give you a free trip to Antartica. *Kicks spongebob from behind*
Spongebob : KURWAAAAA!!!!
Spongebob flies and flies and flies and he finally disappears from the view of everyone.
Patrick : * rubs his hand proudly* Take your time Masha. He will not arrive here for quite some time. I wouldn't be surprised even if he ended up in Mars too.
Masha : Thanks Patrick. That was a lot helpful.
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Masha : Wow, only 20% until we send the shit to hell.I know what to do. We will have a battle royale now. All contestants to the stage. NOW. _________
