*on text*
Yorichii: Hey brother, let's have some bonding time :D
Kokushibo: No, I'm busy.
Yoriichi: Pleaaaasseee, bring Muzan too! > 3 <
Kokushibo: Okay??
*real life*
Kokushibo concernedly puts the phone down.
'It doesn't seem like he wants to kill Muzan but he is kind of...unpredictable'
"Nakime, teleport me to Lord Muzan please."
He says to air.
A biwa sounds in the back of his head,
and he is teleported to Muzan,
Who is in his study.
"Lord Muzan."
Kokushibo says.
Muzan turns around.
"Yes Upper Moon 1?"
"Uhh..."
Kokushibo starts.
"..soo, Yoriichi wants to spend time with me, and he said to bring you too."
Muzan faints.
'Great, now I have to drag this Walmart Micheal Jackson to Yoriichi's house'
Kokushibo thinks grumpily.
*at Yoriichi's house*
Kokushibo knocks on the door,
And Yoriichi answers it.
"Anuie!"
Yoriichi says joyfully.
"You came! And you brought MJ!"
"Yeah yeah, don't count on it."
Kokushibo says,
Feeling slightly better after seeing Yorrichi.
Muzan,
(who is now awake),
Is shivering in his boots.
"Relax MJ, I'm not going to kill you!"
Yoriichi says with a grin.
"At least, not until I'm sure that your death won't result in the death of my brother!"
He laughs as if he just made a joke.
Kokushibo cracks a small,
Uncomfortable smile.
Muzan stops shivering,
But still looks around the house warily.
"Let's play a puzzle!"
Yoriichi says with the manner of a small child.
"...What...puzzle?"
Muzan asks.
"This one!"
Yoriichi says,
whipping out a box.
Muzan sighs with relief.
"...And the last one to finish their puzzle gets a consequence!"
Muzan pales.
Kokushibo sighs.
"Muzan-sama...just relax."
The Upper Moon says.
Muzan relaxes a little.
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Random Fandom Oneshots!
RandomThis is my first story, so um yeah. I just write about some fandoms that I'm in ig. Warning: Slow Updates, Ships, Occasional Swearing, and Cringe.
