I was bored okay.
It's like 2 AM and I'm highly caffinated bc of a Taco Bell iced tea (it tasted like grape jolly ranchers so the diareaha was worth it /j)
(btw chat I literally just used a random quote generator for this. I am losing the will to be a human being and my school starts back up soon ;-;)
heads up- these are all from different fandoms (ex: some quotes are from DOORS, but other are from TSAMS- that kind of thing)
Link to Quote Generator: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
k i'm done yapping like a yappington
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Figure: Seek, I'm sorry. I can't keep seeing you anymore.
Seek: No shit, you're always wearing sunglasses.
Figure: Seek... no...
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Earth: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.
Jack: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!
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Jack: *Reading a letter*
Solar: Well, what does it say?
Jack: It's a confession letter. It turns out Earth killed my pet rock.
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Three: Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You're horrible! You're an irredeemable monster!
Four: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!
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Four: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".
Four: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
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Pin walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Coiny, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Coiny, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Leafy: Which way did Firey go?
Pin: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Leafy: You could really figure it out from that?
Pin: No, you idiot, Firey sent me a text. See?
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Screech: You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Seek!?
Seek: Yeah, in the face, why?
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Seek: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Screech:
Rush:
Ambush: Oops?
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Screech: What the fuck.
Screech: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Screech: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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Clay: Truth or dare?
Riptide: Dare.
Clay: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Riptide: Hey Peril?
Peril, blushing: Yeah?
Riptide: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Tsunami.
(I DON'T SHIP PERIL AND RIPTIDE GUYS I SWEAR-)
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Peril: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Deathbringer: I'm very scary.
Glory: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Deathbringer: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Glory: And small.
Deathbringer:
Deathbringer: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
(plz don't come after me for shipping glorybringer you guys, I'm barely even into WOF nowadays)
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k that's all I've got
I hope y'all r all having a good day
if someone's making yall's day bad then...................
.......I'll hunt them down >:C (joke obvi, but if someone if treating u like shit, then just distance from them or talk it out [or use violenc-IM JOKING I SWEAR AHAHHS *runs away*])
if y'all can't tell I'm going insane
its 2:30 AM rn :D
anyway, hope y'all have a good day/afternoon/night <3
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