Just "Friends" [John x Dave]

Part: 1

A/N: i tried to write fanfiction.
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What does chocolate cereal and milk taste like again? What does chocolate milk and cereal even taste like? Hell, have I even drank chocolate milk before? What even is the definition of cereal? Is there a difference between cereal and oatmeal? Did anyone ever thought of putting eggs in their cereal? Probably not. That just sounds really stupid and gross. And how the hell is it morning? The sun isn't even up. Maybe. I dunno I can't see shit. And how in the world did you just happen to go to sleep and wake up on your dining table, drowning in a bowl of cereal?

"John, wake up!!!" A voice yells sharply right in your ear. You act surprised, shoulders high up to your neck, back shot up, and a little shriek. Your back is then now slouched, your hair is still a mess, and your face is wet with milk and cereal. You look up and it's your cousin, Jade. You would so explain why she lives in your home now, but who would even care? No need for explanation. Jade lives with you, you live with Jade, Jake- is Jake in which Jake lives in Jakedirkdickjerk.

Okay, your mind just won't function right this morning.

Your'e pretty sure Jade is speaking right now, but do you have to listen? You are so close to falling asleep again...

Suddenly, she slaps you on the back.

"What the fuh-" Is all you can and all you wanna say.

"Clean up. You look like you sucked a dick." She says as she grabs a package of poptarts, climbs onto the table, and rips that package open with her mouth, then spitting the packaging on the floor, even growling at the process.

Sometimes you swear, she is a dog trapped inside the body of a girl.

You just stare at her with a tired expression, glasses crooked as milk just drips from your face.

"You've been talking to Karkat a little too much lately. I have a feeling his choice of words is influencing yours." You mutter as you get off your chair and ludge yourself to the kitchen sink, and clean up the muck.

"Yeah sorry..." She says apoligized, then continues shoving the poptart in her mouth. "Oh yeah I forgot! We're going to have the others here today! We've planned to go to the Carnival for your birthday right? Oh! Anf- happy birthday John!"

"Oh yeah. Thanks. And don't eat with your mouth open. It's gross."

So who are you bringing there?"

"I guess Karkat. No one else to bring really. Rose already went with Kanaya, and everyone else has plans. It was either be him, or Eridan... The decision was easy. Also, his reaction will be priceless! Last time, you do remember when he actually CRIED at the amusement park?? Oh my god, what a wimp. So who are you gonna bring? Hm?"

"I'll asked out Dave. But he said he may or may not be able to go. If not, maybe Roxy- wait no, shit she's going with Jane and that other girl. If not any of them, maybe Vriska? Nah, I don't wanna get shanked by a plastic fork again by her ex. Or rolled over by wheelchair by her other ex."

"John."

"What?"

"John."

"What!?"

"Siiiigh- Nooothing" She says, now standing on the table, far too close to the ceiling fan. "I'm just expecting more activity from the b-" You cut her off

"-What? No no no-no-no not in that kind of way. Our relationship is completely platonic. And the possibility of him liking me b- liking me, is really unlikely. We are simply just bros, nothing more. And not to mention, we're are both straight. That's final."

"Woah John. Don't get all flustered. I was talking about doing something for your birthday celebration activities. Like, more birthday fun activities. But thank you for sharing," she chuckles. "Anyways, you should tell him now. we're leaving once your done getting ready. So get ready! Karkat is already waiting by the library."
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A/N: mornings make me dumb. i woke up to believe that my bro was trying to fit me in a "tree shell." what the hell even is a tree shell