Just "Friends" [John x Dave]

Part: 2

--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechBiologist [TG] at 16:13--

EB: daaaaaaaave.
EB: are you coming?? it's like, 4 already.
EB: jade woke me up from my peaceful slumber and it better be worth it!
EB: yeah, curse my bad sleeping habits. curse it for me, my lord.
TG: or it could be from the endless cups of coffee you drank during our video chat last night
TG: dude you barely put and cream and sugar in em
TG: blame yourself that it tasted like ape shit
TG: but whatever
TG: your lord and holyfucking savior has acknowledged your presence and cursed your girlfriend
TG: i mean bad habits
EB: if you're talking about vriska, i thought i told you a gazillion times that i broke up with her. you damn subject changer.
EB: haha jk. but yeah. if i need to tell you again, we broke up.
EB: hope that fits in your noggin.
EB: so are you coming?
TG: hell yeah
TG: im coming like a drunk guy getting his dick sucked by a "highly trained" prostitute
EB: eww! :P
TG: ill be waiting...
TG: next to chucky cheese
EB: okay okay.
EB: me and jade are on our way there
TG: wait
TG: make that the pet store
EB: alriiiiiiiight
TG: if im not next to it check inside it
TG: because yeah
EB: wow i didn't know you're so soft hearted dave
EB: crappy text heart
EB: sarcastic swoon
TG: shut the fuck up
EB: anyways- see ya!
TG: WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
EB: what has you so concerned that you need to talk in caps?
TG: you owe me a new hair dryer
TG: and a new pack of fucking deodorant
TG: make sure its the lady brand cuz shit that stuff smells hela better
EB: i'm sure you can afford all that by yourself.
TG: egbert i hope you realize the only money i get is from the floors and maybe from your butt pockets when you arent looking
TG: bro fucking spent the rest of the money on generation 3 my little pony pony hoof magnets and sticking them on the god damned refrigerator
TG: he said it was a collectors item or something
TG: one of the ponies was even bald
TG: he gave it to me
TG: i named it repunzel
EB: haha wow.
EB: okay okay. i'll get your sniff stick and your blowing gun.
EB: so i'll see you there

--ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 16:27--

"-and for some FUCKING STUPID REASON, he starts throwing some unreasonably INCREDIBLY IDIOTIC TANTRUM ON ME! Fucking ass eating shit wipe, out of every single fucking thing I did for him, HE ATTEMPTS TO SHOVE ME THROUGH A GOD DAMNED CUPBOARD WHEN THE POLICE ARRIVED WITHOUT ME JUST COMMITING THAT THE MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD!" Karkat yells to the point that he is pulling his hair.

Jade on the other hand was at the brink of sleep, constantly drooping her head to the side, and then wakes herself up by shaking her head, and lazily turning the steering wheel.

"Hey Jade? Do you need rest? You're falling asleep again." You question. "You should probably rest before we get into an accident."

"Yeah, what the fucks the matter Harley? Didn't get enough sleep?"

"No, no I'm fine, you fuckass. I just didn't get my afternoon nap. I can keep going."

"Jade, I insist-"

"Yeah he's not doing it for you. He's doing it so we don't run over a child for fucking sake." He interrupts.

"Karkat!" You add. "Jade just listen, alright? To me, not him."

"Yeah.. yeah alright..." She pulls over to the empty lane, bringing the car to a stop and exits. You remove your seatbelt and get out, opening the back door, in which Jade climbs in. You close it shut, and walk get in the passenger's seat, closing the front door.

From the mirror, you could see Jade nestling her head on the seatbelt for support with Karkat next to her.

Your mind goes blank as you drive, keeping your eyes on the road. Your dad taught you how to drive. You remember taking your drivers' ed and succeeded easily. You also remember your dad died a day later from heart disease.

It's been such a while since. Your older sister, Jane, was definately grief stricken from the news. Then again, who wouldn't be? She started taking care of you, and you were always thankful to have an older sister. This is the first time your driving without a tutor next to you. And that was 3 years ago...
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A/N: i failed to make it sad and dramatic
A/N: lemme explain shit. dad egbert is basically johns older brother but he calls him dad because yeah hes so much older than him and raised john by himself. nana is technically his biological mother, and of course, jades grandpa is his and jades biological father. technically, jade is sorta his sister. but i like to call em cousins since they were raised by different people. jane is i guess adopted by dad egbert. this family stuff is confusing me im sorry. hhhhh