So after the explosive sex with my girls, it was time for me and the guys to visit the 36th Ars Goetia.
Charlie: You gonna be alright?
Tanis: Don't worry Char, me and the guys will be fine.
Soon on the road.
Jackie: Hey Stan, turn your head and snort this.
Stan: OK *active inhaling*
Stan: ok-OaAAaktoaAAAatoberfeEEEeF!
Sam: I cAAan noaAAAat taAAAke it AAAny more!
We soon start spinning screaming our heads off.
(The Solider is Tyler, the Heavy is Jackie, the Demo is Stan, the Medic is Sam, and the Spy who an't screamin' is me)
Gaining control of the car, we screech to a halt.
Tanis: Why de faAAA***wk are you screaAAAaming!? We did not crash!
Tyler: Jackie, next time take a faaA***N ShoaAAAaRT!, with you bloody arse before you go happy driving!
Tanis: Oh-ho-ho! Oh look, we are here! Jackie, wake up.
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Tanis Almighty
FanfictionWhat happens when I, Tanis Fox can do a better job than Jesus's dad and gains the powers of THE 7 DEADLY SINS and becomes the love interests of the women of Hell? let's find out