Hazbin Hotel: The Lord Doth Come and is he's an ass hat

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After the bodacious party Ms. Mayberry became part of the  Redemption Program.

Charlie: You won't regret this!

Ms. Mayberry: Thanks your Highness 

Charlie: I'm just doing what I love!

Things were good when I saw Jackie in his room talking to him self.

Tanis: So how's it going?

Jackie: Nothing, I mean since the party I feel like I 'like like' Angel.

Tanis: The Golden Panda has awoken.

Tyler: Golden Panda has awaken? That's 7 Days 14 hours and 93 minutes sooner than I thought it would.

Jackie: Guys what is going on?

Tanis: Jackie there are moments in a young man's life that are so important that they should not be interrupted even by their friends.

Tyler: Too true.

Tanis: Your first real scrap.

Tyler: Blood in, Blood out.

Tanis: Hitting a home-run.

Tyler: No pun intended 

Tanis: Hittin' a home-run.

Tyler: Pun intended.

Tanis: and when you tell a human being you yearn for them in a primal emotional and yes physical way.

Tyler: L'amour tiene miedo.

Tanis: Baguette. So while i go with Charlie go upstairs, Tyler will help ya with your pubescent milestone.

Jackie: okeh.

Meanwhile in Heaven.

Tanis: Well this is

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Tanis: Well this is. Ready.

Charlie: Ready.

We walk to the gate which sensing my god-powers opens

Upon entering Heaven, it was all blue while Hell is all red, the residents seem to bow before me meaning God must have told everyone about the power-change

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Upon entering Heaven, it was all blue while Hell is all red, the residents seem to bow before me meaning God must have told everyone about the power-change.

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