Tales of the Toilet #2

Scenario 42

Two undercover detectives Brown and Atkins are working on a case. They are sitting in this unmark police car talking when suddenly they notice this familiar dude from around the neighborhood and he is an ex-convict named Fisher. They see him entering inside this seedy park men's room; he enters after this orthodox young man in his early 20s makes his introductions. They also notice Fisher is behaving suspiciously, looking around before entering inside. Brown and Atkins suspect something is going down and decide to go in pursuit inside that same restroom, plus they want to ask Fisher some questions, involving the case they are working on. They enter hearing sounds of grunts and aahs coming from the last stall, Fisher and along with soft smacking sounds. Brown and Atkins are both looking at Fisher and the young man inside the end stall, both with their trousers around their ankles and appears Fisher is behind that young man. Brown and Atkins are remaining quiet with their hands on their mouths, giggling. Deciding not to disturb the two buddies getting it on. The two partners are done as they step out of the stall adjusting their trousers. Atkins and Brown are clapping their hands and Atkins tells them, "Well, well; that was some performance you two done inside that stall." Brown adds while he and Atkins reveal their police identification and badge, "Getting busy in a public bathroom toilet stall, what y'all thought that was, a motel room." Atkins says, "Whassup Fisher, having seen you in a while." Brown adds, "Yea! You (the young man), beat it." The young man tells, "Hold up, if you guys going to take him in, you two might as well take me in, also." Fisher is grinning remaining quiet and Atkins tells the young man, "I bet you're a young man from a very orthodox and moral family." The young man replies, "Yes, you can say that!" Atkins tells him, "Well here's a choice, either beat it or have a hard time explaining to your folks about you spending your leisure time inside a public bathroom stall, with your pants down bending over, voluntarily getting screwed by that man (Fisher)." The young man decides to leaves the restroom saying bye to Fisher. Fisher waves bye to the young man and he tells them, "Hey, I already have a certain reputation around here detectives and besides, I already came to terms with my sexuality; I like to think as myself as a friendly neighborhood booty bandit!" Atkins tells him, "Well from now on, lay off the sex in the restroom, even with yourself!" Brown adds, "Yea, get a room if you're happen to be in the mood." Atkins tells him, "A good thing we did not come in here to arrest you, we came in here to ask you some questions relating to a case we are working on." Fisher says, "Okay! What is it?" Atkins begins asking Fisher some questions, with Brown listening and asking also, Fisher is giving the detectives the answers they are seeking.

Three weeks later, Brown and Atkins notice Fisher entering that same restroom. They wait a couple minutes before entering the restroom. They enter inside the men's room to the sound of the toilet in the last stall flushing and Fisher is exiting the booth while adjusting his trousers. He tells them, "Aw come on detectives, don't tell me y'all come to arrest me for taking a shit on a public toilet. Can I at least, wash my hands before y'all take me into custody." Atkins tells him, "Take it easy homeboy, we didn't come in here to arrest you." Brown says, "but we should arrest you for stinking up this restroom, you need to take a laxative, homeboy." Fisher didn't find the reply amusing as he shakes his fake smiling, then snarling at the remark.  Laughing, Atkins tells Fisher, "Seriously, we need to ask you for some information." Fisher says, "Okay!" As he tells the detectives what the answers they are seeking relating to the case they are working on.