wenclair(I promise you wont need therapy, again🙄)

Guess who couldnt sleep for a week? Meeeeeeeeeee

I am so sorry I have not updated in a while! I was busy bc my crush said she liked me then I asked her to be my gf but like after a few weeks I noticed it wasn't a healthy relationship and my homophobic dad went through my messages of me and her texting and told me if I didn't break up w her I would be kicked out so I broke up w her and now shes mad at me and won't talk to me anymore (even tho she literally moved on in 5 minutes and tried to "hook up" with my guy friend which was not cool) and she tried gaslighting me when I apologised and told her the whole story AND gave her a HUMAN SIZED TEDDY BEAR (she didn't want it so I gave it to my guy friend I mentioned) so I gaslit her (I'm the queen of gaslighting😜) then I ACCIDENTALLY punched her in the face. 😀 (btw if y'all didn't know, this was supposed to be sarcastic, what was going on my mind bro- me from September 2024) such fun and silly memories to share with you guys, thank u for listening to my rant bestieee, now you are going to sit back and relax with your croissant and hot chocolate and read the story

Wednesdays pov:
As I'm sitting on my bed with my legs crossed, reading a book, my soul sucking, metal device received a notification. I pick the device up and go to my messages to see that the vampire and  her siren girlfriend have texted everybody in the group chat. It was made just after Ajax and Enid broke up and when I finally admitted to them that I had a crush on her and they are planning to get us together. (That's why they made the group chat) it has me, Divina, Bianca, Eugene and yoko.

       The "make wenclair happen" gc

Offbrandmarceline: heyyyy me and div have a new awesome plan for Wednesday to date Enidd

Shortgaygoth: what is it?

Thesexytwin: we were planning to host a slumber party at your dorm and maybe play some gamessss and watch moviess

Offbrandmarceline: and if that plan goes well we're gonna set up guys on a date!!!!

Shortgaygoth: this sounds dangerous and risky

Shortgaygoth: let's do it.

Beeboi: awesome sauce!

Mermaidwannabe: okay, operation "wenclair" is a go! We're doing it 2nite! Can't wait!!

I turn off my soul sucking metal device and place it in my pocket and look up to see Enid sleeping peacefully while cuddling thing that was resting on her stomach.
The corner of my lips slightly curve upwards upon seeing them sleeping, but I have to wake her up to tell her about the party. I slowly stand up from my comfy black bed and walk over to her awfully colourful side, I gently shake her shoulder, but she doesn't wake up. So I do what any other person would do to wake someone up.

I slowly move my face towards her face...

Inch by inch...

Centimetre by centimetre...

Millimetre by millimetre...

Until I am just as close as we can be without touching each other and...

I slap her across the face.

(DOES THIS REMIND U OF ANYTHING?!? ANYTHING AT ALL?!)

Songs for your crusty musty dusty gaylists:
1. We fell in love in October by girl in red
2 girl like me by flowerlove
3. lilac house by half waif
4. Fall in love with a girl by cavetown ft beabadoobee
5. Coming of age by mxmtoon
6. Welcome to the sidelines by Amy michelle
7. Falling behind by laufey
8. Angry song by beabadoobee
9. Lovesong by beabadoobee
10. Not my fault by reneé rapp ft Megan thee stallion

Bye pookies, gaybies, little gremlins and dumb hoes ilysm 👹💅