V loved to taunt the purple-headed shorty.
She loved to call her names and tease her about literally anything.
How could she not?
Uzi's reactions were hilarious.
They were absolutely amusing.
Well, to her, at least.
Uzi didn't exactly favor it much though.
In fact; she hated it.
Whenever V would get the chance to make fun of her, she couldn't let that opportunity pass.
It was SO annoying to Uzi.
"So, you like N or something?"
Ah, there it goes.
V's taunting has arrived at Uzi's door once again.
"Will you shut up for once?"
"Nah."
Uzi just couldn't help but roll her eyes in frustration and groaned exasperatedly.
"Go disassemble yourself."
"Not until you do it first, Santa Claus' elf."
"ROBO-JESUS CHRIST I AM NOT THAT SHORT YOU GODDAMN SCAFFOLDING."
"That's a new one, I hate it."
"Yeah, but at least it's not as annoying as 'Santa Claus' elf' you fucking tall shit."
V snickered at Uzi's mentioning of her latest nickname for her.
"What can I say? It's true. And by the way, don't you need to go somewhere?"
"Go where exactly?"
Uzi furrowed her brows in confusion.
"The North pole, you need to get to work and help Santa make the gifts."
Now that was one unique way of using sarcasm.
"GO JUMP OFF A BUILDING!"
"I have wings."
"..."
"..."
"Just.. go— ugh, BITE ME!"
"If you say so."
Well that caught Uzi off-guard.
"Wai— NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!"
"Nah too late, you already asked for it."
"GET BACK! BACK I SAY YOU RABID ANIMAL!"
N returned to the spire witnessing chaos occur right before his very eyes.
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Fanfiction'' Dislike grows into hate, hate grows into despite. - - - Despite turns into interest, interest turns into curiosity. - - - Curiosity develops into intrigue, intrigue develops into.. infatuation. - - - Infatuation becomes love, and love becomes...
