"Okay, Ai, can you tell us why we are here?" Asked Yusaku Fujiki as he, Ryoken Kogami and Theodore Hamilton were all in a room with a massive table in front of them with Ai in his SOLtis body.
"Well, Yusaku, if you want to know, I wanted to try something new, and I thought why not play Dungeons and Dragons?" Said Ai as they all looked at him.
"But why us, though?" Asked Theodore as Ai shrugged.
"You're the only ones that responded to my messages." Said Ai, truthfully as he placed pens and papers on the table.
"And, what if we refuse?" Asked Ryoken as Ai laughed at him as he took out his phone.
"I will show Skye, Kiku and Miyu this." Said Ai with a shit eating grin as their eyes widened when they read their messages on their group chat. It showed how they truly feel about them.
They were silent for a minute or so.
"You make a very good point, Ai." Said Yusaku as he sat at one of the chairs.
"I would love to join you." Said Ryoken as he sat on a chair as he saw some snacks and drinks.
"I guess it wouldn't hurt." Said Theodore as he took out a pen and paper and began filling in his character. He played DnD a couple of times in the past with Flame.
Ai laughed, "Blackmailing people is fun." He said as he walked to the main chair, and pulled a book as he was leading this game.
Ryoken, Teddy and Yusaku all have filled their characters. Ryoken is a Paladin, Theodore is a Monk and Yusaku is a Wizard.
It wouldn't hurt them to try this game.
15 minutes later
As it turns out, Theodore was the only reason why the game hadn't ended yet as they were nearly killed by a group of goblins.
Yusaku sent a Spell that was a massive fireball, but he rolled a 1, so it missed even though it was right in front of him, causing a massive rock fall, nearly killing everyone. Ryoken tried to slash them up, but he forgot to add that to his character, so he had to use a stick, and it worked horribly.
Theodore actually did pretty well, as he pulled a Saitama, punching through the rocks with no problem, but his defense is made out of wet paper as he nearly died falling on a 10 meter fall.
They then got treasure, and Yusaku got some glasses, Ryoken got a bigger stick and Teddy got a defense potion.
Surely, this isn't going to end badly. Right?
An hour later
Yusaku was in shock at what he saw and the aftermath after he went to the bathroom.
In real life, he needed to take a leak, which Ai thought it would be funny if they included that in the game so he rolled a 100 sided die, which Theodore wasn't sure that it was legal, but he was ignored by Ai, as he rolled a 100, the first non 1 that Yusaku has gotten the entire game.
Which results in what could only be classed as a Piss Tsunami, nearly killing everyone in a 20 kilometer radius. Thankfully, Ryoken and Theodore found shelter before that happened.
They never gave a single die to Ai after that.
1 hour later
Ryoken was perplexed. He doesn't know how it happened, but he hated this. He would rather see his comrades die again than be in this situation. He was getting married...
...to Cthulhu of all things. To explain this, they were fighting Cthulhu and all of their options had vanished. It blocked Theodore's attacks, Yusaku's Spells and Ryoken's slashes, but nothing worked.
Yusaku had a last resort to make a random animal, like a sheep, and Cthulhu fall in love so they would not die from this, but he rolled a 1, resulting in Ryoken and Cthulhu falling in love.
The rest of the half hour was them making the wedding, with the party laughing the entire time. They had to continue this.
2 hours and a half later
It was over, everything, and everyone, the game was over. They were looking at the table in shock at what just happened.
Theodore and Yusaku were fighting an entire army of Dragons, Ryoken wasn't there, he was looking after his 6 mini Cthulhu babies, and they were getting their butts whooped.
Theodore's attacks were all made useless as they were all in the air, and Yusaku kept using Spells, but they were all 1s.
Theodore picked up a boulder, he then rolled a die, but it then rolled a 20, as his attack was maxed out, he threw the boulder so hard that it created a massive explosion, nuking the planet away.
Yusaku rolled a 20, getting a 20, which then making a full on, last resort spell to go back in time to the last die roll before this one, as all went back to Theodore. Everyone looked at him as he grabbed the die and rolled it.
It was a 20, and nuked the planet away anyway.
Everyone were quiet. It was a disaster, and that merely scratched the surface at what happened to them. They couldn't describe what happened in those hours. It was like a train crash. They couldn't look away.
They were quiet once more as Theodore asked a very important question. "Do you guys wanna play this again next week?" he asked.
"Of course."
"Sure."
"Hell yeah!"
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