A 25 year old named Pomni gets thrown inside the Amazing Digital Circus-then gets given a child-like clown look-a place full of fun and joy for kids and parents alike - or so it seems, as Pomni soon realizes that something is very wrong.
Caine: Gadzooks, you're right, Jax! We should have a brand new adventure for our new member, Pomni!
Jax: I said that, like, 5 minutes ago.
Caine points to Pomni
Caine: You! Do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony? Death? Disease? Death? Angel food cake?
Bubble appears and eats the angel food cake Caine had pulled out as he said that line. Caine looks at Bubble, horrified.
Caine: You PARASITE!
He then popped Bubble.
Pomni: Uh- I don't really-
Caine: Since you're new around here, we're gonna make it a simple, in-house, adventure to warm you up to how things work around here.
Zooble: What? No, god! I don't want an in-house adventure!
Caine: Don't worry, Zooble. I'll make it something unobtrusive that you can still choose to not get involved with!
Caine: Today's adventure is... Gather the Gloinks!
Y/N growled
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Caine laughs maniacally. He is cut off as he starts saying the next lines.
Caine: That's right! The entire circus tent will be infested with Gloinks, and you gotta catch 'em all!
Bubble: But what are they?
Caine: I'm glad You asked, Bubble, they're small-
Bubble: And what do they do?
Caine: They-
Bubble: And how do they-
Caine pops Bubble.
Caine: Gloinks are small mischievous critters that steal anything and everything they run into! Why do these humanoid hash-browns do this? How do you stop them? That's for you to find out. Now, good luck, and have fun, my little superstars!
(Caine disappears.)
Pomni: ...What did any of that mean?
Ragatha: Oh, that's just one of Caine's little adventures. They're just... something fun to do to, you know, prevent us from going insane.
Zooble: *sigh* Speak for yourself. If anyone needs me, then %$!# off.
Zooble pulls the middle finger, which is also censored. They looked at Torch.
Zooble: Hey? Torch? Wanna go blow off steam in my room?
Gangle gasps and Jax begins to be sarcastic. Torch lifted his arm and his eyes went red.
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Then the Gloinks jumped on Y/N. Taking his bullet teeth, part of his helmet, and his boots. Let let out a gasp and growled at them.
Jax: Oh no, they killed Zooble. And took Torch apart. Anyway, you guys wanna go get something to eat?
Torch glared at Jax.
Ragatha: ...Oh wait, we should go check on Kaufmo! I'm pretty sure he'd like to meet Pomni!
The Gloinks steal Kinger's "Impenetrable Fortress", which was his aforementioned pillow fort
Kinger: MY IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS!
Ragatha: You wanna come with us to check on Kaufmo?
Kinger: No, not really. I think Kaufmo's gone insane. Last time I spoke with him, he was rambling endlessly about some exit. Kind of like you, Pomni! You might be going insane too.
Pomni: BUT WAIT! Wouldn't that more likely mean the exit DOES exist?
Jax: Could also mean that you just have a jumpstart on losing your mind?
Gangle speaks from far away, making her voice softer
Gangle: Wait! What about Zooble!?
Pomni: Well, I think I'd like to ask him about it, IF this was real, which it isn't, because it's a dream.
Jax: Heh, she still thinks this is a dream.
Ragatha: Uhh... why are you looking at me like that?
Jax: I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happening to people!
A gloink smacks Jax.
Jax: Ow! Okay, I've already had enough of these things. *sigh* You, me, and Pomni will go check on Kaufmo, which leaves crybaby (Gangle), hot fist (Torch) and hoo-ha (Kinger) together to go handle the Zooble situation.
Ragatha: Haha, do you think pairing them up together is a good idea?
Jax: Of course I do. They're the two most mentally stable and capable characters to be paired together.
As Jax is saying this, Kinger starts to shake violently. Torch looked at him. Ponmi didn't say anything, but she kinda wanted Torch to be with her. He didn't...or couldn't talk, but for some reason, he just felt like he made the most sense in the circus.
Jax: Come on, ladies, let's go harass the clown.
Pomni and Ragatha follow Jax
Gangle: My comedy mask is broken again...
Kinger: AH! Oh, Gangle. You startled me.
Torch looked at the mask and picked it up. He examined it before moving the pieces together, and accidentally blasting them with more heat then intended.
