y/n is sold to phoebe bridgers so her mom can buy jake gyllenhaal merch :(( will she win a pissing contest? will she max out her credit card using a payphone in japan? read to find out😦
my ass did not see or muna or boygenius in concert since then!!! but i did see taylor! cincy night 2 HAHAHAHAHA
there have been lots of muna and boygenius and munagenius events i can throw in here but i probs won't update for a while i forgot this existed tb anyways enjoy xoxoxo
after that wild and crazy ecounter you were going back to the states... to a college town specifically. a lot had happened on the flight from kyoto:
1. munagenius at the greek
2. munagenius at msg
3. munagenius at coachella
4. katie gavin getting bangs
5. travis kelce
6. timothee chalamet hosting snl
7. boygenius appearance at eras tour
(how did 1, 2, 3, 6, and 7 happen while you were on a plane? who knows!)
anyways, tonight you were finally getting to officially meet the boys. you landed in nyc and got on a subway and put in your tangled corded earbuds in to be very mysterious. suddenly, a slimy, hairless, putrid, racist, beady-eyed, raw-meat-eating, british, fan-kissing, ice-spice-dissing, social-media-deactivating rat skittered by.
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"AUGHGHGHGHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" you screamed. everyone on the subway gasped in horror and tried to stomp on the freaky little creature.
"no seriously what the FUCK is that."
"that's... that's... that's the fabled ratty healy...! we all thought he was an urban legend! how can he be real??!"
good thing you knew a thing or two about epic fight sequences. you grabbed him by his stubby, greasy tail, wrenched the subway door open with nothing but brute strength, and chucked him onto the tracks!
"y/n did you just... defeat the mythical, legendary ratty healy..."
suddenly you got a twitter notification:
@lucydacus: you don't hear from me at all
@lucydacus: retweet #ilyyslashn
HEAHEHAHEAHEHAH... short update... expect more soon?? maybe?? i'm too tired (to go to sleep... now i can't breathe and i can't sleep...)
