Bsd oneshots (can be x y/n)

♞ - School supplies

After a lot of life events and history. You ended up having a kid with the one and only chaotic Dazai. Many people believe you had a secret ability to be able to live with Dazai and actually have him create a family with you. But that isn't important, today you just realized that you need to get school supplies for your kid, and fast.

Posted : September 3th 2022 — 3:35 PM

School suppliesDazai x Reader who has a kid

WordCount : 1 K

Warnings : sometimes, the following are mentionned ; murders, suicide and death (no , no one is dead or was murdered. )

Author note : Hello ! I wanted to try out something different, something like reader has a kid with one of the BSD characters. So I did that with this small one-shot.I'm not really proud of it, i could of wrote so much more stuff,but well - looks like all the stuff i could have written will be for another time. Tell me what you think about it - if you liked it, i could do a bunch of others one-shot like that if you'd like.You can request anytime !

Oh and quick reminder. K/n = Kid name !

Anyways I hope you enjoy ★ ~

The end of holidays were approaching - your kid soon had to go back to school. Welcome back to all theses times your child needed help with homework and Dazai made a whole theater dramatic scene for your kid to understand everytime - welcome back to all the mornings you had to drag k/n to school, welcome back to all the times you had calls and words from the teachers about your kid behaviour at school, welcome back to all the times your kid got in troubles - to all the times k/n would sleep late in your back and go to school really tired and not taking care of themself. To all the time you had to take their phone,wifi or computer away.Cheers !

Nontheless, despites all of that, you both still loved k/n for who they were, and you had a lot of fun with dazai and your kid. It's great Dazai stopped all suicidal stuff before deciding to have a kid - it was a miracle, but hey, thanks to the grand fanfiction logic it was possible - Huh, why are we talking about fanfictions right now?

But because of Dazai's knowledge about death he didn't bother to hide, k/n now like to talk about how he would kill his classmates or teachers in certain methods if it was morally right to do so. Seems totally normal - nothing concerning here ! Yup ! Yet again y/n, Cheers ! Support your kids guys !

And well.. Since it's the end of holidays, it's the start of school, wich mean... Papers... SCHOOL SUPPLIES ! Yes, you decided to finally buy school supplies 1 day before the start of school. Seems like a great plan, right?

This was going to be a day. You would of said it would be a boring day, but you can never predict theses sort of things with Dazai as your husband.

You stretched as you got out of bed and got dressed, Dazai was already awake - making breakfast... Oh no this can't be good is what you would have said but he did surprise you before with good cooking only to tell you " See y/n ? Never understimate me, i can make great stuff when i want to ! With the power of love ! " He kind of sounded like he was in a kid show or something but whatever. We are talking about Dazai here.

"Good morning 'Samu" You said with a tired voice hugging him from behind "Ah, good morning my dearest and most beautiful wife ! Did you sleep well? " He replied with a motivated and happy tone in his voice, wich made you smile and answer to his question "yes i slept well, and please stop calling me that it makes me feel like you have multiple wives" He pouted dramatically ; "Ah ! This wounds me deeply ! I didn't mean to put it that way i'm sorry ! But would you really think i'd have multiple wives when i have you ? I'm hurt you know ", you let go of the hug and said, smiling with a tired smirk "i know i know, don't worry, i love you.Now cook breakfast while i go wake up the kid, slave." He gasped dramatically and chuckled "sure sure mY oNe AnD OnLy WiFe" he mocked you lightly.

After waking up the kid and having breakfast you announced " Great, now it's time to finally go buy theses school supplies -" "Mom are you kidding me i have to call my friends today !" You got interrupted by k/n and replied "k/n sweetie, i warned you about it multiple times, you knew about it, at what time are you supposed to call them ? " K/n replied " Eheh you warned me multiple times about it, more like you warned me multiple times about YOUR MOM ! " A akward silence introduced itself after that and k/n fake coughed "anyways um is 5 pm fine ? " they said.

"Yeah, if we hurry up it should be good. " You said.

And now here were you. Totally unprepared, trying to find school supplies at home instead of buying them "K/N you got a pen of each color right?? " You yelled from afar "Yes mom ! " They yelled back from afar "oh wait no my blue pen is broken ! " They yelled from afar again "Throw it away and come back after so that i can hear you better ! " You replied in a loud voice once again. "Y/n i found the calculator me and k/n hacked to play pokemon with it ! " Your husband said to you with stars in his eyes "oh no don't give them that for school again, we don't want k/n to get in troubles again-" You replied "awww fine and here i was so proud of our kid being so sly " He replied with a dramatic sigh "y/n! A book fell in the toilets " Your kid came to you panicking ,you turned and said "Wait what-"

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You spent all morning trying to find supplies in your house with k/n and asking your family if they had some. Dazai had to eventually go to work but he'd come back sometimes with stuff he bought with kunikida's money because that jerk still loved to mess with his colleague that much, you two comunicated by texts

Now , morning was over, you ate and went shopping with k/n.Everything seemed a bit more calm but k/n was constantly complaining and really wanted to hurry up.

Now that it was finally over, 4 pm, you arrived home with all of the supplies and you and your kid placed everything in their room and backpack. Wohoo ! Happy ending ! Now it was time to laze around !

Well it would of been time to laze around if you didn't make the house a mess in the morning. You also had to put a warning in the toilet doors "!! DON'T BRING YOUR BOOKS OR PHONE !! ".

So you cleaned up everything alone not bothering to ask for k/n to help today.

Oh and Dazai came back at the end of the day with a bunch of unncessary school supplies he collected throughout the day that you already bought. Well hey atleast that would be useful for next year ! Right?

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You woke up to the sound of Dazai's voice and realised all of this was dream. Uh oh. Troubles are coming , today was really the day you had to get the school supplies and ASAP.