𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄: SasuSaku

𝟭. 𝗙𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟭𝟰𝘁𝗵

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𝟿:𝟶𝟻𝚙𝚖
𝚃𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷𝟹𝚝𝚑
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛
𝙺𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚑𝚊 𝙲𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝙺𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚑𝚊

With an aggressive press, the right arrow was pushed frequently, the large pixelated flat screen bled different hues as this occurred.

The first scene was of a man and woman kissing in the rain. Fingers clutched tightly as they professed their deepest emotions.

"I can't live without you!"

"And I can't live without you!"

Another press on the arrow button. 𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑡.

The next scene was of a couple on a beach. One woman was dressed in a white dress. The other woman was on her knees, in black pants and a white blouse. "My love... will you marry me?

The dressed up one gasped, her hands coming up to her mouth as she cried "Yes! Yes! Of course I'll-"

Next.

Sasuke pressed the arrow to change channels on his tv almost ten times. It was just romance, after romance & an occasional soft sex scene. On lucky cue, his phone rang. A small smile took over his lips looking at the caller ID.

"Hello Dipshit."

"Hi my baby butter balls."

Sasuke chuckled. "What do you want Nardo?"

Naruto laughed. "Well it's nine pm on a Tuesday night and I got the feeling you might've missed my voice."

"I only miss the silence that comes before and after I hear it."

He could imagine his grimace over the phone. "Fuck you. And I doubt silence existed before I called you."

With a sigh, Sasuke leaned further into his couch, the tv screen lighting up his dark living room as he lowered the volume, and stared back at yet another couple professing their love.

"No I was just trying to find something to watch. But all that's on is shitty rom coms and dramas. What happened to a good horror or sci-fi?"

"Dobe..." Naruto deadpanned through his voice, "You know tomorrow is Valentines Day right?"

Sable orbs tightened at the sound of that wretched holiday. Sasuke squinted his eyes then rolled them, temporarily removing his iPhone from his ear to click and search for today's date.

Tuesday February 13th.

Pressing the device back to his ear, "Just another day of the year."

Naruto laughed, "So I'm assuming the devil has no plans to seduce a virgin?" With a scoff, his nose wrinkled, "I don't fuck virgins you know that. And since you asked, I'm meeting up with that blonde IG model."

He knew Naruto rolled his eyes. Sasuke's lack of type & taste always brought him to random hookups. Recently the trend has been blonde hair, light brown eyes, zero personality, & a body created through plastic surgery.