You wanna steal Christmas. Why should anybody else have presents other than you? So, you made a plan for how you were going to steal Christmas tonight. First, you needed a Santa outfit. You'll use your Dad's, which was a bit oversized. You never before asked him why he had that, but now you wonder.... Oh well. Second, you needed a sleigh. Your mom had a small wooden sleigh in the garage, so you'll just use that one. Lastly, you needed a reindeer. Where would you get a reindeer? You didn't have a dog like the grinch, but sometimes you borrow the neighbor's dog, so you'll use theirs. The plan was foolproof.
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It is night time and you're ready to steal Christmas from your small town, Noobville. You manage to steal from 7 houses before you get caught at your 8th. Caught by a little girl who wandered out of her room to go get a glass of milk. She stopped in front of you. "Santa, why are you taking our tree?"
10: Tell her to shut up and go to sleep or she won't get any presents
11: Kidnap her
