Enjoy some funny ass incorrect quotes about the characters lmao
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Rose: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Micah: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
Rose: I think I'm falling for you.
Micah: Then get up.
Rose: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Micah: Please, just say fuck.
Rose: How the hell are you still alive?
Micah: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
Micah: Dom or sub?
Rose: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
Micah: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Rose: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Scout: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Callum: But what if something else happens just this one time.
Braidon to Micah: All right, let's share secrets about ourselves. I'll go first- I hate you.
Braidon: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Micah: you're 15... you're too young to have enemies
Braidon: You don't even know
Rose: What's sexting?
Micah: I'm not having this conversation with you...
Braidon: It doesn't have a bone
Micah: Then why is it called a boner?
Callum: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Scout: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
Micah: Hi, I'm Braidon's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick him up?
Micah: No I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
Micah: Oh, you're alive.
Braidon: I know I'm disappointed too.
Callum: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Scout, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Callum, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
Scout: Slash gamemode creative.
Braidon: Dude, this isn't Min-
Scout: *starts levitating*
Micah : Rose, Braidon keeps bullying me at school.
Rose: Ask your teacher for help.
The next day…
Micah , to their teacher: Will you help me beat up Braidon?
Rose: Braidon won’t wake up, what do I do?
Micah : Did you try kicking them?
Rose: Yes.
Micah : I’m out of ideas.
Braidon: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Rose: What’s updog?
Braidon: Micah ! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Micah : Saving the school is hard.
Micah : How do I quit?
Rose: Time travel.
Braidon: Die.
Rose: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Braidon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Micah, deadpanning at Braidon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Braidon: Micah , what do you have?
Micah : A KNIFE!
Braidon: Okay, have fu-
Rose: NO!
Rose: Something tells me Braidon's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Braidon, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Micah isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
Braidon: So when are we gonna tell them?
Rose: Just give them a minute.
Micah: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*
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Mediocre And Remarkable
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