Hagriks

Jai's Revenge

after jai somehow escaped being viciously raped by hagrid and hendicks, he couldnt leave his shithole of a house. his ego and spirit and been broken and his asshole was collapsed. the muscles in his sphinctor didnt wanna work anymore. jai had gone to the hospital. he was terrified to know what kinda diseases he had caught. after jim carrey the doctor had done a rape kit on him, he had come to a conclusion. "doctor, am i gonna be okay? am i clean?" asks jai. jim carrey replies "you have aids and a month to live. deal with that information as you will." and walked off. jai not wanting to waste a second was plotting his revenge on those gay fuckers who raped him and curdled icecream in his stomache. "sorry doc. i gotta go. seeya nigga" hesays and zooms outta the hospital. jim carrey then does a grinch smile, knowing hes gonna snitch. little does jai know, jim carrey is teamed up with hagrid and hendricks, he doesnt know hes walking into a trap. jai sprints to his mud hut and bursts thru his wall. he lifts up the carpet to reveal a massive metal tube going into the earth. he jumps down revealing a massive sex dungeon. he was just as bad as them. he had weapons of sexual destruction. he wasgoing to remove their sexual organs once and for all. completely destroying their libidos. those horn dogs couldnt fuck anymore. jai does not believe he can do this by himself. hagrid is too powerful. he decides to phone a friend. "hi im gilo" jai has decided to call his fag boy best friend. his twink boy partner in crime. hendricks did not know who he was fucking with when he spikes his drink. jai invites gilo to fly over from north korea. he is the current dictator after eating kim jung un the fucking gook. gilo developed his powers of sex destruction after eating the previous dictator whole. he fucking vored him and looks six months pregnant. after gilo arrived in front of jais mud hut, they go into the basement to grab their weapons. jai grabbed the nuttcracker and gilo grabbed a shit tonne of condoms and lube. they left the mud hut so fast that it burnt down. they skipped over to those faggots house to see that they had now abducted a midget. his name was nappolean and he had a fucking massive jew nose. he also liked to fuck his sister who had no chin. they walked in to see that they had already ravigged his corpse after stoning him to death. since they knew he was a product of incest they didnt really care the nappolean was dead. they still used him every once in a while. jai goes "oh thats what that stench was when yall were raping me". hagrid and hendricks be like "oh sorry we kinda forgot about him, hes here when we really get bored". gilo be like "thats fucking gross". jai then pulls out the nuttcracker which caught hagrid by surprise. the nuttcracker has a firm grasp on hagrid nutts which completely ripped them off. hagrid releases a sigh of relief. his curse was over. little did he know he had testicular cancer for many years and it was terminal. he died on the spot. hendricks let out a massive shriek and fell to his knees and started crying. he completely broke both his knees in the process btw. his beloved hagrid had been decimated by testicular cancer. gilo proceeded to rip out hendricks's nevrous system. "fatality" says jai like a fucking idiot. a bumbling baffoon. a fucking retard if u will. jai and gilo just turned to each other and realised what they just did. they commited murder. "good riddance" says jai. feeling complete hope after getting revenge on the men who broke his asshole. they hear sirens, they had not yet called the cops. jim carrey had called the cops. he was a friend, a butt buddy. even tho the police knew about hendricks and hagrids silly little shenanigans, jai and gilo had faced twenty years in federal prison. they made the prison their bitch. they owned that shit. they killed four african men.