Hagriks

the funeral

the day of the funeral had arrived. everyone was devastated, well everyone except hendricks and hagrid. they were paying more attention to the corpses, they be hot as fuck, and they were both hungry for a feast. as the ceremony was beginning, they done harassed the crypt keeper for the shovels and bashed the fuck outta him. while everyone was crying and mourning stefanies death, hagrid and hendricks were digging up graves, they started fucking them and eaten them. when they said they were hungry, they weren't joking, after hagrid ran outta babies to eat, they were starving for weeks. after two hours of munch on the corpses, they got bored and yeeted the fuck outta the cemetery. they noticed that the crypt keeper was still unconscious and decided to resize his holes. by the time they were done with him, they be scooping that shit out with his shovels. the crypt keeper ended up dying, due to blood loss and mad internal bleeding, his insides were mash. they had also noticed another funeral happening and decided to go and give their condolences to the widow who lost her husband who had been raped and murder, it was a really toxic relationship. the widow was crying her eyes out and hagrid just pulled out his glock and shot her in the back of the head, he capped that bitch. he done did it for the lols, ya feel. hagrid then had a rumble in his tummy, and be like "my tummy hurt". he then proceed to open the casket of the widows dead husband and took a fat shit in it. he be using him as a toilet. after they left the scene, they dug up stefanies ash's and took her home. once they got back to their shit shack, they snorted the fuck outta her and had the best sex ever.