Hagriks

Marriage

hagrid soon got over the fact that his mans died, he be a husk now. this is because hagrid remember the fountain of youth. so he picked his soggy, geriatric ass up and carried him to their destination. in like two hours, they were both at the place of the fountain of youth. in reality it was just a mud puddle in the middle of the savanna. that shit was riddled with mileria and had flies buzzing around. hagrid yeeted hendriks' dead body into the puddle and fly zoomed into his mouth. this makes hagrid spectacularly erect. he started drooling into hendriks' dead mouth. suddenly hendriks body yeeted itself into living again. the first thing he sees his hagrids warty cock and is completely shook to the core. at this point hagrid is exmtremely arroused. he busts a nut in hendriks' face, drowning him in semen. hagrid pulls out five razor blades from his fat ass. each of them were covered in blood and ass pubes. they has been in there for eleven years and the razor blades were brown from the rust. before thrusting his floppy dick into hendriks' ass, hagrid degloves his penis with the rusted razor blades and then superglued the blades on his dick. after literally two minutes of fucking, hendriks ass was bleeding out. he be like "oh my, this is the best sex i've ever had". hendriks vomits all over hagrids freshly peeled dick and then sucks it clean. hagrid moaned in disgust, but he be like turned on and shit. anyway, after they were done fucking each other in the "sacred" land, they both fucked off back to their shit hole. while they were going home, hagrid was thinking about how much he loved hendriks and how he would do anything to make him happy. so he thought about asking him to marry him. when they arrived to their shithole, hagrid zoomed to his mud hut of a shed and created the most foul wedding ring he could possibly create. he suddenly remebered the cum jar they created at the start of their relationship and thought about how rock hard that shit was. he pulled it out and carved it into the perfect ring to give to give to hendriks. after twenty three years of the cum just sitting there, that shit was reeking. that shit be smelling like a dead person. when he was done, he went back into their shit shack and got on one knee and asked hendriks the queston. he be like "oi shithead, you disgust me, will you marry me?" hendriks be like "fuck off dipshit i hate you, of course i'll marry you". hagrid was overwhelmed and started crying. they were both crying at this point. after that, they fucked and went to sleep.