Hagriks

Mitchell

swipper was still rotting away in the sandbox with the used condoms, rusted razors and syringes. she had been left there for about twenty three years, she had started balding and she be looking malnourished and like a little boy. then outta nowhere a dark and mysterious figure appeared. he looked down upon the absolute filth that was swipper. he then spat on her and said "you are a disappointment, ya lil shit." swipper then replied with "bitch like ur one to talk, you sucked off nicholas bro." she be giving him that backmouth ya feel, she be cussing up in this bitch. he be like "back the fuck up skinhead, at least i'm not a mess in a sandbox filled with condoms and razor blades." replied mitchell. "what, like the mess nicholas left in your mouth, at least i have condoms", swiper said with such sass. mitchell looked down upon her with such disgust and devastation on his face, yeah mitch ain't having it. whilst mitchell and swiper were bitch talking each other, a creepy disgusting looking figure appeared behind them. she had a mad underbite, bitch evolved herself like that so she ain't even gotta open that mouth for that precious piece of phlegm. her teeth be looking fucked up, like someone smashed them in. boils were growing around her mouth and she had pink eye. mitchell and swiper looked at her and were like, "bitch who the fuck are you, you look gross". the thing replied, " oh hoiiii i'm spittoon and i wanna help you take down hagrid and hendricks." mitchell and swiper looked at each other in disbelief. mitchell got erectile disfunction, yeah he be needing that viagra. unfortunately he had run out, so he decided to go take a visit to someone who used to work at hogwarts, yeah he specialises in viagra spells, he's like a wizard or some shit. like half an hour later and still limp as a wet biscuit, mitchell had arrived at that shithole known has hagrids house. he run the door bell and heard thumping coming closer and closer. the door opened to reveal hagrid. and after 23 years, he still looks the same. that bitch be like jennifer anderson and that bitch don't fucking age. anyway, hagrid be like "bitch who the fuck is you?" mitchell be like "my name jeff". hagrid belted the fuck outta mitchell for wasting his valuable time. hagrid got mad pissed and backhanded the fuck outta mitchell, his head did a complete 180°, which killed him instantly. yeah he died on the front porch. hendricks be rolling on in, in his wheelchair cuz of all that good anal he be getting. when he saw the absolute travesty of the situation he had now found himself in, his heart flatlined and he died just like mitchell. he died because he was a geriatric, what a loser lol. hagrid cried. he was absolutely devastated to find out that his mans be dead.