Chapter 24: I Triple Dog Dare You

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(???): Last week on Total Drama Island, those good-for-nothing campers got swept away by a rainstorm that left them stranded on a deserted island. Meanwhile, the delinquent drifted ashore in his outhouse and managed to survive until he met up with his fellow campers. The gruesome chick built a raft for her and the nerd, which left mouthy girl to fend for herself. Somehow, they all ended up together in a tree house where over the course of the challenge Cody finally snapped. After a minute of arguing they came up with a cracker jack plan to find out who was making the fire, but all they found was the secret location of our production crew camp

The camera zooms in on the host and was shocked to see Chef

(Chef): Since Chris is off setting up the challenge. It's me doing the recap. You got a problem with that?!

The camera shakes left to right

(Chef): Good. So, sit back, shut up, and watch a nice episode of Total! Drama! Island!

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To the final three campers surprise Chef actually gave them good looking food. As they were eating Chris's voice came from the loudspeaker

(Chris): Campers! Welcome to the semifinals! Today, we reward our challengers with an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast. That's right, genuine food bi-products served with fresh ingredients relatively close to their expiration dates

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Gwen Confessional

(Gwen): So, I actually made it to the final three. Just goes to show you how far a bad attitude can get you. The money would be awesome. But you know what would be sweeter? Making sure Heather loses. If I win, I'm gonna buy Camp Wawanakwa so I can burn it down and turn it into a graveyard!

She smiled at the thought then immediately dropped the smile

(Gwen): Personally, I've had enough drama here to last a lifetime, I mean... Duncan's okay, but eight weeks of Heather was about as much fun as a mouth full of impacted molars. Heather's strength is obviously her bottomless pit of mean. I'm banking on her massive ego to be her downfall

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Heather Confessional

(Heather): Whatever. I knew I'd make it to the end. Big shocker. I just can't believe weird goth girl made it. Luckily, I'm up against the freak show and Mr bad guy. So, they may as well just give me the check, I mean come on. I think we all know who's gonna win. When I win, I'm thinking of my own spin-off series. The World According to Heather

She grinned at the idea of the spin off

(Heather): Sure, eight weeks with these losers is cause for insanity, but at least the mother ship knows where Gwen is now so they can retrieve her. And prison can bag and tag Duncan as the dangerous criminal that he is. Though when it comes to the rest of this competition my only worry is Duncan. He doesn't have any glaring weaknesses. He's mean, tough, and his ability not to be disgusted by some stuff worries me. Thankfully, Gwen has no strengths. She's just a low-rent gutter punk with dragon breath and ugly hair

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Duncan Confessional

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