Horrorspaghetti and Skinnyverse (A Creepypasta and Slenderverse Stuff Book)

Eden reviews Creepypasta ships in a very honest way pt 2

Laughing Jack x Jason the Toymaker

I don't know. Somehow that doesn't fit. Jason is a...kind of a "gentleman" and Laughing Jack is a thing. I can't imagine that the two of them would get along at all, whether as friends, as enemies, or something else. I can't really say anything about it. 0 points. In my opinion they wouldn't even be partners in crime. Even if they ran into each other, Jason would definitely be disgusted with Jack. It's not his style, and vice versa, Jason would be an arrogant, know-it-all sleazeball for Lj, lol.

Sally x Lazari

Isn't Lazari Zalgo's daughter or something like that? I don't know, I was never interested in Lazari. But they could play together, I mean, two little girls, one a ghost and the other a demon? They could get into mischief together. I think Sally would be very open-minded and curious about Lazari. 4 points.

Slenderman x Jeff the killer

We should all come to terms with the fact that Jeff is basically being shipped with everything and everyone. Even with Momo or Purple Guy. Or just with the fucking Slenderman. 0.0000000000000 points.

Sally x Ben

Same as Sally x Lazari, except with my personal bonus that I like the idea that they met once while they were still alive. 6 points, it's really cute.

Slenderman x Offenderman

To all Slenderman x whoorwhatever shippers: move your issues somewhere else. Regardless of whether you see them as brothers or just as similar creatures: HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOOKED AT THEM??? 0 points, wtf.

Kagekao x Suicide Sadie

It actually used to be canon before Kagekao was made gay. But when I look at this ship now, I don't understand the reason for the shipping anyway. A Japanese demon x un dead soul of an American woman(?)? Not only are they continents apart, but their appearance doesn't even match each other in such a way that one could say "opposites attract". Nope. Besides, Kagekao is gay now anyway. 0 points.

Ben x BEN (Behavior Event Network)

OK. Everyone please sit down, get some coffee (I don't care if you don't like coffee, YOU GET ONE NOW!) and read. I love this ship. 9.5 points. And do you know why? Well, it's hard to describe, but imagine this: A soul trapped in a digital world controlled and constructed at will by a strange identity. BEN is lonely, just like Ben. BEN keeps giving Ben the illusion that he is his best and only friend, that he needs him, that he can't let him go because otherwise he'll be all alone. But it takes advantage of Ben. It plays with Ben. It feeds on him and enjoys watching him fail at tasks in the game, how he despairs, how he is afraid. But sometimes BEN has these weird twists where these lies become reality and he actually just needs Ben. And the next moment he's controlling him again, for his pleasure. Yes, the pairing would be anything but healthy, but it has such awesome potential, you can DO SO MUCH WITH IT. Be it in oneshots, in short stories, in fanart, you have so many possibilities with this ship. Also, I'm kind of into it when a character is a manipulative, bipolar little shit.

Jeff the killer x knife

"HAHAHAHA omg guys look, I ship Jeff the killer with a personal item because I'm not like other CP fans, ahahaha Jeff x Messer, otp, ahahaha am I not funny and imaginative, AHAJAHAZWGRR😂😂😂😂😂" - People who ship it, probably. Less than zero points.

Jane the killer x Nina the killer

OKAY, OKAY CALL ME STUPID BUT I LOVE THIS IDEA! Jeff fangirl x Jeff hater? That sounds like a lot of potential! They could beef with each other, get in each other's way, and then suddenly something comes of it. 9 points, there should be more of them. Not necessarily sexual or anything, Nina is officially 11, but THE IMAGINATION IS SOMEHOW REALLY REALLY NICE AAAAAA

Jeff the killer x Smile Dog

For driving suicidal thoughts, the ship isn't that bad 😀👍 Okay, no, seriously: What the (hopefully not fuck-) fuck?

Laughing Jack x Laughing Jill

I can't do anything with Laughing Jill at all. She's not even really in my matrix yet. I don't know, ship it, don't ship it, I don't really care. In fact, I don't care so much, even though I basically hate the female version of Lj, that I can't give any points.

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