|| PHIGHTING! idk one shots ||

#1

12/13/2023

So! Uh.. nevermind i'll start it fine..

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Sword:
..Wait, wait. You're telling me like.. noone else in the team wants to join the Phight? I'm the only one? You better be joking, mr. Flipside member.
He raises an eyebrow.

Valk:
If I we're joking, why am I here then? Isn't it kinda urgent because I had to be here?
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Tell the others they have to join. Those fuckin' cash cows don't even care if their life's on the line--

Sword:
We respawn. You do too.
Sword interrupts.

Valk:
Aheeerrmm.. I mean.. you guys don't care of those permanent scars these Phights are giving you all. You guys all want money, money, money.

Sword:
I do care for my own life.
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Is there..— might there be a reason that they don't want to join?
Is it because you said it's just something.. blah blah blah... no money stuff?
He is starting to sound frustrated.

Valk:
Maybe. But even if it's just short Phights, me and Dom still give money.

Sword:
I don't have any guesses why. Maybe they're tired?

Valk:
...I suppose so? I..
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God darnit. I don't know.
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Call me if one joins alongside you.
Valk hand gestures a 'call me' sign and walks off, his hands in his pockets.

Sword:
Oh! Oh, bye!
Sword waved a goodbye.

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Slingshot:
Why'd you come here? I just closed the cafè.

Sword:
Can you help me convince my team to join the Phight?
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About the Phight. Aren't you coming?

Slingshot:
I wish, but Valk said that i'll be on a break. Sorta like a day-off? You get it?

Sword:
Lucky. I go to one like.. 3-4 times a week?
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It's tiring. I'll tell ya.

Slingshot:
That is understandable.
Since you're here, i'll just give you stuff for free.
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Care for a macaroon?

Sword:
Oh yeah sure, thanks!

Slingshot tosses one macaroon to Sword.
Sword manages to catch it, though almost slipping it off from his own hand.

Sword:
Phew! That was.. close
Sword takes a bite out of it.
So, Boombox still doing those street stuff? I forgot what it's called.

Slingshot:
Yep!
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Dude, how does it feel having a SFoTH deity as your dad? That seems so cool. Venomshank too.

Sword:
Has its up and downs. Dad is always busy, but he always uses his free time on me and training.

Slingshot:
That's cool! Aahh.. must be a dream. Ban Hammer's parent.. mom.. is Windforce.

Sword:
Yeah, I know. Hahaha! Like mother, like son.

Slingshot:
???

Sword:
Windforce is y'know?? Uhh.. kindaaaaa mean? So is BanHam. But she is a nice mother. Props to her.

Slingshot:
Right, right!!!

Sword:
Thanks for the treat! Better get going!

Slingshot:
Oh oh, see you! ^_^ good luck on the Phight!

Sword stands up, dusts himself off and walks towards the exit. He waved a goodbye to Slingshot before exitting.

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1/idk hehe

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