(Quick note, this is season 2, so everything that is canon in season 2 of the actual show is not canon here! As well, this may be out of character don't hate on me okay!)
"Hello Total Drama lovers- a-and new people I guess- UGH."
beep, take 2
"Hello Total Drama fans, boys and girls-"
beep, take 3
Chris clears his throat,
"Welcome, Total Drama fans, to a brand new season of Total Drama Island!"
An intern in the background says
"...Finally."
The theme song plays.
"Alright everyone! Let's welcome back the players, starting with last seasons winner... drum roll
please..."
He pauses for dramatic effect,
"PRIYAA!"
She steps down from the bus and waves,
"Hey everyone!!"
"Alright- enough of that!"
Chris pushes her away,
"Here is her boyfriend, Damien!"
Damien steps down with an embarrassed look on his face, he then falls over,
"I am not her boyfriend!"
Chris smirks,
"That's what they all say."
Damien quickly gets up and runs away with a red face.
"Okie-dokie! Now we have Bowie, and his boyfriend Raj!"
They both walk off the bus and wave to the crowd
"Hey ya'll! I'm back, did ya miss me? Just kidding, I know you did!"
Bowie says with a gleeful smile on his face,
"Hey guys!"
Raj adds,
"Ok- the next contestant is-"
Chris doesn't even get to finish the sentence, as Wayne rushes off the bus and accidentally pushes them over, Chris mutters,
"What's with these kids and falling over...?"
He sighs,
"Anyway- we now have MK and Julia!"
They both step off the bus, bickering about something, it's probably stupid.
"Ok then... Next we have Axel!"
She stomps off the bus and steps on Chris's foot on the way there,
"Ugh... why am I back at this hellhole again...?"
She walks off, who hurt her?
"Ouch- ok... now we have Nichelle!"
"Hey y'all! I'm here to smash it this time!"
She flashes her better-than-you actress smile, Chris mumbles something about ratings then says,
"Who else do we have- oh right! Zee!"
He steps off the bus in a bubbly manner whilst drinking soda, that much soda must be unhealthy? Oh well.
"Ok everybody, welcome Laur- I mean Scary Girl-!"
He sweats nervously as she steps off, Chris shivers
"Has she just managed to be more scary?!"
She creepily laughs,
"Hello- friends!"
A shout is heard from off screen,
"We are not your friends- you creepy beep!"
(It's realistic too the show, okay?)
"Okay... now we have Chase and Emma!"
They arguing about something, of course.
"Is that everyone-?"
Chris asks, thinking for a moment,
"Oh. Rightttt... So... we have, Millie, Caleb and Ripper!"
They all walk off the bus, a sigh from Ripper can be heard,
"Finally."
"Welcome campers- and if you want to find out who the teams are- well you'll have to wait until the next season offfff... TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLANDDD."
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