Gay rats

Chaos Wedding Edition 

    The wedding bells chimed in the sewer after Yeets, dairy and chad recognized their feelings for one other.Gay polyamorous rat love at its finest!
"Do you Yeets Junior the threefold the yeastiest rat in all the land. The rat with the finest yeast infection tack Dariy your first burn child and first love and chad the zesty peaty-
"STOP THE WEDDING STOP THE WEDDING."
The rats in the crowd gasp
"If some one's getting married it's meee!"
A extremely fruity femboy crop top wearing twink rat Dawson said."Omg stop this is it's not Kawaii desu pookie wookie.we were supposed to go on
W rizz date not crash a wedding."Jachup says blushing the tips of his pointer fingers bouncing of each other with Ultimate cute Kawaiinus.
     "How dare you interrupt my wedding you trend hopper." Chad said "if someone's getting married it's us." Dairy and Yeets nodded agreeinglee. All the sudden, a emo snotty snooty voice broke through the chaos
     "How could you be so heartless Earwig you seid you didn't want to every get married.I guess you just didn't want to get married to me it's because I'm vertically challenged isn't it."the emo new comer started to weep.chad came forwards and  grasped the little hand of the little white Mouse that had been the second interruption at Yeets, dary and chads wedding
     Chad cued softly "Ohh flea I-I-I just Wasn't ready to get married back then but after I finished yelling at Yeets and dairy it was love at first sight
   " OK fine it was love at first sight." Flea The vertically challenged Mouse said " but what happened to are love! YOU SEID YOU LOVED ME TO. and- and then you said something about me being too manipulative,clingy and obsessive. . . and and." Flea was so mad he had to pause to catch his breath and think of the right word
    "That's! Right! And You called me a fag I'm am not a fag I'm just a man how loves a man that's not gay the point is IM NOT GAY! AND IF YOUR GETTING MARRID YOUR GETTING MARRIED TO ME!"
    At this point the atmosphere was very tense and queer. Jachups had an idea and through a lot of arguing ,couple stun darts And blackmail all the gay rats settled on an idea to solve who was going to marry to who and who was going to get married first.
A goth dance off! That's right, ladies gentlemen gays and theys a goth dance off was gonna decide these gay rats fate

Watch this video to see real footage of gay rats having a goth dance of

   After seeing those beautiful Gothic displays it was New washed window clear to see that all of the rats had a legendary goth dancing skills and the only logical solution would be to have all the rats marry each other and have a big gay rat wedding
" no, no no, this is unacceptable! Earwig is all mine you hear me! EARWIG IS ALL MINE!!
" OK where the fuck is earwig and who the fuck is earwig." a fruity femboy crop top wearing Twink rat who happen to be named Dawson said cutting off the mouses very fruity fussy fit
The pick me, vertically challenged mouse scoffed and looked at Chad " oh, I see you didn't tell them."
Chad yelled don't but not loud enough and not in time for flea The vertically challenged pick me Mouse Who is Chad's ex boyfriend said very loudly and scornfully " Earwig or chat or whatever his actual name is has been lying to you all. . .(silence)
And he wears false eyelashes." All the rats gasped some even cried out and fainted on the spot
Some of the responses to the shocking news were
" your eyelashes are fake! Our friendship probably is too. We're over! and ha ha I knew it Dale the whale owes me 20 bucks no one's lashes are that astounding."
" oh yeah." Flea said basking in the rays of shock "he's not a rat either."Flea gave it some fashionable suspense. . . "He's a mouse just like me."
The rats that we're still standing we're now on the floor and with that flea said to Earwig/Chad "when you're ready to dump these losers come back to Daddy he'll be waiting" and with that flea The vertically challenged mouse took his exit and scampered off smirking has his tail whipped in the wind.