. . . *gay cough."So that was weird." Yeets said awkwardly and then looked and chad/Earwig Pondering what he was gonna say for second But was cut short by chad Banging his fists against his glass.
"It's true I am a mouse! So you see back in my day(says his entire fruity history) I was a mouse who Yearned for more. I yearned to be a rat a valiant critter of the swampy sewage seas. So I did! I achieved my goal and in doing so i found my true loves Yeets and dairy."sobs filled the room at earwigs/chads speech.
"I ohh chad/ earwig ummm or what ever your real is I love you I don't care if your not a real rat your a real rat to me! I'm just glad your not one of them queers!"
Yeets ,dariy and chad hug there embrace so tight they could feel each others gay polyamorous hearts tap dancing against there ribs.
"It's true my real name is earwig but I've grown fond of Chad.Both of the names are meaningful to me and hold memories so I shall put them together ✨Chadwig✨"The newly named chadwig said with unwavering confidence .
"Omg I love it Yeets and Dariy said at the same time." "And speaking of Name I guess right now is a good time to mention that me and dairy's names aren't really Yeets and dairy."Dairy cuts him of "that's right! The author of this wonderful fic is dyslexic as fuck! My name is Darius and his (points at Yeets) name is yeast!"
". . . . " gay rat audience
"Is that why? my name it's spelled like ketchup when it should be spelled J. A. C. O. B. Jacob !" Jachup says in a kawaii anggy Voice.
". . . ." author . . . Guys, guys dyslexic people make the best fanfics just like asexual people write the best smut it's Science bro! The coach's don't play the game. Trust. Anyways back to the gay rat romance.
The conclusion/solution was to have Yeets, dary and chawig get married at the same time as Jachup and the fruity femboy crop top wearing twink rat Dawson.Because they couldn't get all married to each other that's way to gay and polyamorous!
"Do you Dawson the fruity femboy crop top wearing twink rat take Jachup wattstiepoo to be your hubby wobby.And do you chadwig take Yeets and dary to be your hubbys wobbys?"said the rat who was probably licensed to marry rats.
"Yes!"Dawson the fruit femboy crop top wearing Twink rat and chadwig said.
"And do you Jachup take the fruity femboy crop top watering twink rat Dawson to be you beloved?"
"Yes!"Jachup said with viger
"And do you Yeets ect ect. . ." The rat wedding the queers went on and they eventually came to the Vows and what ever else you do at a official wedding of rats.
"Tell death do we part ,are lives we shall share for the rest of are gay rat days.I will alway obey with theses words and make Sure all your days are gay! "the gay rats harmonized.
"You may kiss your rat!"the rat wedding officiaizer said officializing there wedding,balls ringing and rat dandruff flying in the air for luck!
The rats in the audience's were clap emoji as the gay rats kissed one other spreading the gay agenda.Tears spread Across Jachups happy cheeks (ass cheeks or face cheeks is up to your interpretation ;>) he wasn't the only one crying at this joyous occasion so they queued the after party.Drinking and blasting Pierce the vail and my chemical romance was how they celebrated there gayness and the spreading of there gayness.
They lived happily ever after and gayly ever after!
To be continued. . .
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