Balsamic vinegar, eye of newt( three strsers clockwiss) Berger letis, dyslexia and fresh twink tears! But wait what is this the ginger canibal was out of twink tears! Arr narrr! Inwick the Ginger cannibal had forgot and started the potion.He would have to hurry and track down a Twink for their tears so he could finish his potion And not Waste the ingredients.
"Aww man" inwick the evil ginger cannibal thought, that dyslexia was so hard to harvest, His carelessness better not waste it!
Meanwhile
"Tea darling UwU?" Jachup said to his husband as he poped a squat with exultant form and pizazz
"Nar I'm good." The fruity femboy crop top wearing twink rat Dowson Said as he tried to do a pull-up his twinky little arms shaking and quaking Lake noodles in a Hurricane.He started pouting when the strain of working out make him chip a sparkly pink nail.
Jachup stopped his squatting routine to console his Pookie Wookie kawaii bean, when something came busting! through the wall of the gym
"Byegoly it's a twink! Hooray!" Inweck the ginger canibal said
"now all I most do is make that twink cry so I can harvest it for my positions!" He belched his Evil laugh that was threting unique at them.
"Prepare to cry Twinkie rat boy!" :) inwick said
"Erm o-o-over my dead body"Jackup said kawaiily
"Ha ha ha yo mom is so big she beeps when she backs up." the fruty femboy crop top wearing twink rat Dawson said to inwick the ginger canibal.now inwick was anggy and shot back
"Yo mamas so poor she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list!"
Oooooooooooooo now your about to get clapped by alpha with a cold heart and wicked farts." Jackup said in a breedabul voice when he saw the expression on his Pookies wookies now red face.he could sense the worthless battle that had started.
"Yo mamas so short you can see her concert clockers (feet ) on her driver's license!"the fruity femboy crop top wearing twink rat Dawson said to Inwick with no mercy.the battle had begin
"Yeah well your mamas so old and wrinkly she walked into a antique store and they didn't let her leave!"Inwick retorted.
There was no stoping this now the rats we're waist deep in a battle of your mama jokes tell one of them cried.
"Yo mama is so depressing blues singers come to visit her when they have writers block!"
"Yo mamas so short she took you to see Santa clows and he tolled her to get back to work!"
"Yo mama is so nasty she went swimming and made the Dead Sea!"
"Yo mamas house is so dirty she whips her feet when she leave the house!"
"Yo mamas glasses are so THICK when she looks at a map she can see people waving!"
"Yo mamas so lazy she has a stay-at-home job but is still late everyday!"
"Yo mamas so fat she uses google earth to tack a selfie!"
" yo mama is so poor she eat cereal with a fork to save milk!"
"Yo mamas so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!"
"Yo mamas so fat she wears a sock on each toe!"
"Yo mamas so skinny she grates cheese on her rips!"
" yo mama so skinny she Hula hoops with Froot Loops!"
"Yo mama armpit are so hairy it looks like she as a Ewok in a headlock!!!!"
"Yo mamas so hairy people think she a Ewok!!!!!"
flabbergasted silence
muaahhh Inwick's evil laughter thundered! ready to give up??!!!
"Never!" The fruty femboy crop top wearing twink rat Dawson said forcing tears not to come from his eyes.
Well you should because Guess what you pansy pig kisser your hurtful jokes have no affect on me for I have no mother! Nor father because I'm a orphan!!!!!!
"Oh no"Jachup Said quivering with fear for his pookie wookie hubby poo.The last thing he wanted to see was him getting taken advantage of by a evil Ginger.
Dawson At seeing his husband wattstiepoo fear for his life his mind cleared as all the fear and hurt that had built up during the battle slipped away like water cupped in your hand leaking away through the cracks And he new what he had to do.
"YOUR MOTHER IS SO POOR, SHE CANT EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO YOU!!!!"
"GYATTT dame"pookie Jackup said you didn't have to do him like that! Sheeeeeeeesh!
Inwick the ginger canibal retreating busting! A new hole in the wall of the gym crying as the last bits of his ginger fur disappeared forever makeing the fruity femboy crop top wearing twink rat Dawson victorious
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