Been a damn while y'all.. (but seems like I'm back to wattpad to post all oneshots written over the last 5-6 months)
And given that I wrote this back in July, pls forgive me any typos as I don't have anyone who proofreads this piece of porn
ALSO
I'm wayyyy more active on ao3 so if you'd like literally the most up-to-date fanfics that I wrote, check me out sometime.. (my @ is the same as here on wattpad (ishipjawnlock))
One more thing: Only about 80% of my translations to elvish are valid, the other 20% are made up words which https://funtranslations.com/sindarin couldn't translate (f.e: either, apart from, etc.)
ALRIGHT
now have fun reading this thing :P10.9k words
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cin thír urui || aralas
Fanfiction"Do you think they'd believe me if I told them the Prince of Mirkwood drags me into the woods every night to make me fuck him?" And there it was. The dirty mouthed side of Aragorn Elessar, the King-to-be of Gondor. Talking like some filth when we we...