Dear Diary who is my val?

Thursday February 28

All night I have been wondering what zoey was planning ,
I was in history class when our history teacher Mr. Bragg asked me when Albert Einstein was born

"HE was born on Friday I dunno I feel sleepy" then I fell on my seat and slept off , so when I heard the bell ring I woke up and saw everybody was getting out of class

"Bye Mr. Bragg , great class" I said about to walk out

"WAIT here's your detention slip"

"Oh man, seriously ...Mr. Bragg ya know the principal has been talking nonstop about you, how about I hook you up with her "

"Well she is kinda hot "

"Great, you old people and your love life"

"Amber I'm 32 "

"Oh Mr. Bragg why do you deceive yourself , your younger than I thought but still old" I said rubbing his back

"Oh get your hands away , you still have detention "

"Bummer "

So it was lunch time and I went to the cafeteria with my friends

Then we sat on our table

"Guys Austin 's taking me to the park on Friday and somehow my sister knows about it "

"Are you that blind in love he's gonna try to kiss you " Taylor said

"Hey guys" Austin said sitting down

"We were obviously not talking about you , why would you think that I'm like pffft of course we weren't .. and I will stop talking now" but as soon as I said that I kept on talking nervously and fell out of my chair.

"AMBER ARE YOU OKAY?" All of them said

"Take a guess , does it look like I'm okay?"

"Actually no " Taylor said

"Here let me help you" Austin said giving me a hand I felt electrified

So was getting put of the cafeteria with my friends when I slipped , bit luckily Austin broke my fall

"Your so clumsy" he said

"Pssh I meant to do that , and can't this school afford a wet caution sign AND YOU!" I said pointing at the janitor"I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU!" this time I was holding his collar

"Hey no fighting in my cafeteria" the lunch lady said

"FOOD FIGHT !!" Lexi screamed , then everyone started throwing food on her "not on me you fools , this outfit cost $5,000 dollars , I meant on her " she said pointing at me
Then everyone started throwing on
Me "HEY MY OUTFIT COST $5,000 TOO" I said

"Seriously" everyone said

"Okay okay $100 "

"Hmm hmm" the lunch lady said

"FINE $10"

" I love playing with food" Peyton said

"YOU ,YOU , YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU IN MY OFFICE" the principal screamed and she just happened to find the last 6 people holding food me, Peyton, lily, Taylor, lexi and Austin

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So in her office
"You children starting a food fight in my cafeteria" she said "and alexis I expected more from you , so since your truthful speak first"

"Well amber started fighting and I was like food fight so like watevs let's do it"she lied right through her teeth ,well kinda

"YOU SAY IT PROPERLY BLOODY LIAR!!" I said

Then we argued and had detention , I got home late and I had to change my baby brother timmys diaper urrgggh.