Hermoine, Shut it.

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Crowley was in his usual class with the kids and was teaching Botany, he was starting the lecture by pointing out the peculiar pants and explaining some facts and other known facts for the upcoming tests next month...

Admittedly, he was bothered because of a certain argument with Aziraphale, annoyingly, to jump onto his frustrations, Hermoine has been jumping into random facts to make Crowley seem wrong and an irking thought wants to tell her to shut up, but he keeps it in.

But then, something does it.

"And now we just...! OH SH--" Crowley pulls a little too hard on this annoying fern and he suddenly falls on his back, the class lets out a rumbling laugh, and amongst those high-pitched laughter, Hermoine prods.

"Actually Mr. Crowley we're supposed to pull softly--"

"SHUT IT YOU STICK UP THE ASS OF A CHILD!" Crowley shouts and steam spews out of his ears as he looks red, the class quiets down and he sighs.

"S-Sorry.. I'm not feeling it."

Crowley gets up and continues the class as if nothing happened, with the class staring at him with fear.

After the class, he gets scolded by Mcgonagall, telling him to not lose his cool often and try to be quiet and he does, it's just that something pushed him over to the edge.

"Would we be soulmates in another universe?"

"You think we are?"

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