I stared at the text for a few minutes in horror. The profile picture was blank. The username was: The_real_prince_charming hinting at... absolutely nothing.
I knew I should have just ignored the text or blocked the number or something but my curiosity and the need to show this cocky dude his right place got the best out of me.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
The_real_prince_charming
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Chloe_awesome_scott
Stop, dude. Who tf are you?
The_real_prince_charming
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Chloe_awesome_scott
?
The_real_prince_charming
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Chloe_awesome_scott
Wow, soooooooo creative.
The_real_prince_charming
Tell me something I don't know.
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Chloe_awesome_scott
Why am I even surprised?
That username already hinted at your creativity.
Kudos to your originality, dude.
The_real_prince_charming
Well what can I say. I was born original.
Chloe_awesome_scott
FYI, it was sarcasm, Mr. original.
The_real_prince_charming
Wow. I'm offended.
That username is no joke. It's original.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
I have seen at least five hundred profiles claiming they are 'prince_charming'
The_real_prince_charming
Correction, sweetheart: I'm the 'real' prince_charming
Chloe_awesome_scott
Sureeeeeeee
Whatever floats your boat.
And, don't you dare call me 'sweetheart' again.
The_real_prince_charming
Why, sweetheart?
Chloe_awesome_scott
Stop!
You don't know me and I don't know you.
The_real_prince_charming
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A Royal Pain In The Texts
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