The Dragon of Griffin

Hi Ma, New Job!

Kryuger spits his cigar out "Your how old??" Mercer looks surprised at the outburst and speaks up "Blood testing confirmed... cell age are around 4700... even on one of the teeth he had knocked out, which has regrown might I remind you, the dna dating matches... he's old sir.."

"Mercer I only have known you for a few hours but MAN you know how to break a guys heart, I ain't that old!" I laugh while he looks more and more confused.

Persica who was quiet after her introduction speaks finally "So you'll help my Dolls commander?" Dolls? What the hell was she talking about...

"Persica was is? What exactly are you talking about?" She eyed me puzzled before it dawned on her. "OH! I forgot completely you don't know of T-Dolls! Sir give him a modified data pad before you leave. I will have it completed for him when we get ready to depart." The smoking man made a grunt of approval once more, you aren't one for words are you?

*Timeskip: 3 days of boring preparation and annoying the staff, brought to you by Chibi Kaiser flipping pancakes*

It's been three days since that meeting. We are now in a Boeing CH-47 Chinook heading to a base in the Urals. I am looking forward to this, the data slate I was given was extraordinarily helpful.

To my left is the bearded man Kryuger, a man I have come to respect, to my left Helian, bit shy and naive to her true feelings but a good woman and finally... Persica... I don't know how to describe her, she acts like my mother even though I'm a few millenniums ahead of her.

I hear the pilot turn the radio on and mention "We are hovering over Alpha Sight. Prepare for landing T-Minus 3 minutes!" 3 minutes? Screw that I have a better idea!

I grow a massive grin, Kryuger notices and just sighs, Helian is now confused and scared, and Persica is debating whether to stop me. I speak up

"3 minutes is too long, how bout we knock this shit off with a BANG!" I yell as I hit the manual release for the cargo bay door. The pilot is screaming at me not to do anything but I just start to dance and blast my music.

My Commander trench coat fluttering in the wind as I get closer. I like this red color, i give Kryuger a salute and Helian starts contacting the base. I give them a half hearted salute before jumping out the 300 or so feet down.

With my enhanced sight I can see many a T Doll looking up, some are confused and a few are curious. They step near the predicted landing zone waiting for me to splat, well too bad I ain't gonna splat so easily.

I rapidly approach the ground with a smile big as Nevada on my face. I start counting "One Mississippi, Two Mississippi, 3 Missis-" the ground is approaching, I'm gonna do a certain masked Anti-Hero proud and super hero land.

*First person M4*

I get a panicked call from ST AR-15 about how our new commander is committing suicide. I rush out the base to see him falling at great speeds but my zoomed vision shows him... Smiling!?!? He just lept out of a helicopter over 300ft in the air and he's smiling??

In just a few seconds he's rapidly approaching his death, but he only shifts himself... is he... landing? It's happening too quick to understand-

*BOOOM*

The ground shakes as a massive dust cloud is made, everyone heard the concrete shatter under the force.

(A/N: Wattpad being gae. Imagine Captain America landing.)

To everyone's shock he stands up and laughs, this man just jumped to his death, survived, and started laughing! I see him fiddle with a phone and music starts to play as he walks away from the landing pad, the Helicopter now coming to a land.

He pays no mind to us and waits for the helicopter to land... What is this new commander..?

*POV Kaiser*

I notice a doll with an M4A1 is staring at me, heh liked the show? I await the boss man when the Chinook starts landing. Soon I see the man 'imself walk out with a slightly amused face. Helian looks like she's gonna chew my head off and Persica, she looks impressed yet disappointed.

"Kaiser. I really hope this won't become a habit of yours. But I admit you made an impression."

"Sorry Kryuger was just bored of waiting. And an impression is my goal! Sorry for scaring ya Persica, but know it's gonna take more than gravity to kill me!"

She sighs and walks towards me "Just don't put yourself in unnecessary harms way. Understood?" She starts pulling my ear.

"OW- Yes I understand Ma'am! Please let me go!" I plead while looking towards Kryuger and Helian, both shaking their heads.

She finally lets me go giving me an opportunity to speak "Alright now that that's over, mom lets go meet the Dolls." She rolls her eyes at the comment.

We reach the aforementioned T-Doll who was watching me. I notice her visibly recoil seeing as I tower a whole torso and head above her. "Well hey there, you must be M4? I am your new commander, just call me Kaiser, charmed to meet ya!" I don't think she expected this kind of introduction but soon she takes my hand and speaks

"Yes... Although your reckless behavior is worrying your physical state is completely green according to scans.. Good to meet you too, as you know I am M4A1, second in command to the AR team."

As she said this a blonde hair and red eyed Doll approaches me before rambling "COOL YOU JUMPED FROM A HELICOPTER! ARE YOU A DOLL TOO?" Oh this one is ADORABLE!

(A/N adorable murder puppy.)

I simply crouch down and pick her up like a child. She looks immensely confused at my casual strength before I entrap her in a hug basically screaming "Your so adorable!" She blushes and hugs me back, apparently enjoying the affection.

Persica laughs and gets my attention, "Kaiser dear we need to get into base. You may be immune to cold but we are not. Let's continue this inside yes?" I nod and put Soppo down, she seems sad I let go... don't worry you adorable thing there's more hugs to be had.