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"Okay, so we're screwed! At least they have Genya's weapon-"
"STATE YOUR NAME OR WE WILL FIRE!"
"LET ME SPEAK!"
(Name) snapped back when the port mafia interrupted her dialogues. "And you all depressed? Those clothes remind me of outcasts."
One of the men was sweat-dropped by her sudden remark on their outfits. "It's formal fashion! Kids like you won't understand!" One of them yelled, clearly pissed off.
"This generation is so screwed! Like, talk to your elderly with respect! I'm your ancestor from Taish-" Tanjiro quickly interrupted her. "WE APOLOGIZE FOR TRESPASSING INTO YOUR PRIVATE PROPERTY SIR!" He bowed down on the floor while (Name)'s jaw dropped. 'DID HIS BRAIN MATTER MELT OR WHAT?!'
"I AIN'T APOLOGIZING CUZ WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A PROPERTY AND ITS RUDE TO HOLD THEM AT GUNPOINT!" (Name) yelled. As the port mafia members were about to shoot, the Hashira disappeared out of sight and before long they were all knocked out except for one, and (Name) glared down at him with a menacing smile.
"Should I snap a bone or two?" The poor man freaked out and ran, leaving her in a bubble of huge laughter. Tanjiro approached her as his eyes looked at the silhouette of the scared man disappearing into the distance. "Poor him..."
"He's a loser, Tanjiro. Stop pitying over everyone, it's not like everyone deserves it." (Name) huffed. "He and his comrades were about to shoot us dead." Tanjiro stiffened at that harsh statement before looking down in shame. "Let's explore this so-called Port mafia."
"I-It won't be good, (Name)-Chan..." Tanjiro was hesitant at that idea. "I feel no demonic aura around and humans are weak against me." (Name) replied bluntly as she walked deeper into the alleys. Tanjiro gulped in worry and followed her hesitantly.
'She's a Hashira... Maybe I should stop questioning her decisions and follow my seniors..' Tanjiro thought as he worriedly followed after (Name)
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"Two kids have trespassed the port mafia's property boss!" A guard reported to Mori in his huge dark office. "Is that so?" He asked as he brushed Elise's hair who was busy tearing a doll that resembled Mori. He looked down at her with a teared-up expression. "Why must you be so cruel to this old man, Elise-Chan? Aren't I doing great or what's the matter?"
"Uh, boss-" Mori dismissed him from the office. "I'm busy here young lad so please excuse yourself."
"R-Right boss!" The guard left the office in a panic because the situation outside was getting out of hand while Mori was sitting and brushing that stupid ability's hair and not bothering to help.
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"Boss has not given me orders yet! And why can't you deal with two mere kids?!" Chuuya yelled as he walked down the hallway in irritation at this stupid situation. He was done getting bullied by Dazai who escaped after being locked up in the basement. (Um probably ep 9 where Chuuya first debuted in the anime :3 )
The ginger-headed executive reached the chaos and saw many of the men unconscious on the floor.
"They're stupid for thinking they can win against a Hashira. Pathetic weaklings." A voice scoffed arrogantly.
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FanfictionDemon Slayer and Bungo Stray Dogs crossover (crackfic) Just a silly story about sane trio from Demon Slayer (Reader, Tanjiroach and Nendou) getting transported to a place filled with orphans and mentally ill wanted criminals. [Fem!reader]