Scene 1
S: (shows a eraser molded into a cylindrical shape)
N: WHAT even is that???
S: d**do
N: too small 🙄
S: *high on air*: it's for an ant.
N: too big!! The ant will die!!!
S: it's for a mouse! (still high as ever)
N: too small bro!
S: it's for a-a VIRGIN MOUSE!!
N *dies laughing*Scene 2:
(Teacher's blabbing about blabable stuff)
S: she's making me highhh!
N: ....
S: on boredom.
N: 🙄
S: *laughs at her own joke*Scene 3:
*N pours water into the cap, opens her box and dips Parle G into the cap and eats the biscuit*
S: *_*
S: *takes another piece and breaks into pieces and dips her parle G in water and eats it*
*Both nod in silent agreement that Parle G in water is the best!*
K:*walks over to talk to the both and stops and looks at the other two like they are animals*
K: ....
S: ....
N: ....
S: We-we can explain!
N: it tastes good, ok?
K: ...
(N and S urge her to try the combo)
K: tastes the same 😑Scene 4:
(S and V are playing hand cricket)
V: odd or even?
S: since my birthday is an odd number, I'll obviously choose.....EVEN!!
V: *_*
(The toss is odd and V chooses batting)
V: fivee!
V: thirty five!
(Few minutes later)
V: ok, my runs are 104, you should beat that.
S: heh! Obviously I will!
S: *puts a one*
V: *puts a one*
Not even one run is made by S.
V: ....
S: ....
V: *dies laughing*
S: ILL NEVER PLAY WITH YOU AGAIN!!!A/N: these stuff actually happened 🙂 hehe
Pics that go well with the setting:
S when trying to convince N about the size
S during boring ass classes
S and N trying to convince K that soggy parle G is tasty (N- the girl strangling herself, S- pigtail girl and K- blonde)
S after losing hand cricket with V for the the nth time.
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Humorall the weird, funny moments I have witnessed by being a classmate to zoo animals.